racism rights

The social permission to express racist remarks regarding your own culture.

P: I don't think I want to go there on Boxing Day. It's going to be filled with aggressively cheap asians clambering for the same television. They're all too eager to get their hands on a remote control so they can cover it in plastic wrap when they get home.

I: Wow, that was pretty racist.

P: My family is asian though, remember?

I: Yeah, but you're adopted. I don't think you can claim the racism rights for that.

by meltingpot December 27, 2011

Office Racketeering

To create a threat or a problem in the office, server, process, production, or design, and then gain notoriety, kudos and/or rewards for its reduction.

Office Racketeering: Arguing that several aspects of a safe and sound design will fail if certain conditions exist. Then after tasked with solving the problem, he/she goes on to prove that the problems have been resolved through some redesign that never occurred or re-evaluation, showing the conditions will never materialize. Given the time lag, he/she came up first as someone who found the problems, and later the one who solved them. He/she is nominated employee of the month.

by Cooper from Nob Hill September 30, 2011

Backwards Racism

Having positive ideas or feelings for a person based on race.

Joe: I don't know anything about that man, except that he's black. I like him already!

Rick: That's backwards racism for ya.

by Spagetti January 3, 2013

racist

A label given to a person, or group of people who hate/dislike those who belong to a different race. This typically applies to hatred based on skin-color.

The KKK is a racist organization.

by AYB February 12, 2003

mud races

Derogatory racist term used by white supremacists to describe any group from Africa, the Middle East, or Asia, or of ancestry from any of those places, and sometimes even used to describe people of European ancestry who are considered to be white by normal people. Use of this term generally indicates severe mental illness in the person using it.

To groups like the KKK, Chinese, blacks, Moroccans and South Asians all fall under the inexplicable category of "mud races"

by Rattus cattus January 28, 2007

spice rack

when someone has food caught in their teeth

ma'am, i could not help but notice that you have a bunch of junk all lodged up in your spice rack.

by tramdog August 11, 2003

racist

the reason no morally enlightened intelligent person can read any vaguely race-related definition on urbandictionary without cringing at the copious amounts of ignorant bullshit being slung by privileged white teenagers. i.e. everybody who was ever caused inconvenience by somebody of less than lily-white complexion.

racist: nigga, coon, thief, car, gangsta, lazy, affirmative action (pick 3 of the above and place in sentence)
me: ignorant, jealous, stupid, white trash, nazi, fuckwit (pick 3 and place in pithy comeback)
racist: *dies*

by gth4ng March 3, 2008