Puerto rican shitshow

When your coworker manages to spray the top of the toilet tank with assjuice, and or leaves shitty corn on the bathroom floor at work. People tend to do this move at gas stations and movie theaters.

I walked into the bathroom at work only to see that Carlos turned it into a puerto rican shitshow! Somehow he splashed his ass juice all over the employee bathroom and leaves it for others to take care of.

by lionel is a stupid fuckingname August 28, 2023

purrlized

Not being able to move/stand because there is a happy cat on your lap/body. Usually because the cat being on you is a rare occurrence.

I'd gladly get you a beer, but this here cat has got me purrlized! I'm surprised it's been sitting here this long!

by Moonwtrash September 7, 2023

purptul

This is a word to describe Karamgamesyt's roblox name he is retarded :)
He also stinks

My name is karam and i cant spell purple i think its spelt purptul

by Lognan October 22, 2023

Puerto Rican

N. The root of all evil
N. The cause of all our problems
Adj. Being excessively rude to others.

"Those goddamn Puerto Ricans are at it again!"
"Stop stealing from my refrigerator, you Puerto Rican!
"Stop acting so Puerto Rican!"

by Encephalitis October 25, 2023

purity ring

a ring that reminds the wearer of their promise to God not to have sex until marriage.

Stop asking him if he wants to have sex with you. Look at his purity ring. He's waiting until he's married.

by pitayaturtle October 30, 2023

Purrfucked

When the kitty isn't pretty.

Well, isn't that the purrfucked way to die!

by Themouseman210420 December 10, 2023

Puerto Rican Frog Tattoo

A tattoo to show that you are the gayest of the gay and are dtf with any man you lock eyes with.

Did you see Alex’s new Puerto Rican frog tattoo? He looks zesty af now.

by TheGlizzyGobbler143 December 29, 2023