pull a toobin

To surreptitiously masturbate during a work-related video conference.

(Origin: the Jeffrey Toobin incident, 19 October 2020)

The boring Regional Manager's Zoom speech was going to last about 15 minutes, so Steve figured it would be a good opportunity to mute his mic and camera, get some lotion, and pull a toobin. Unfortunately, he forgot the camera.

by Winkchester October 19, 2020

Pulling A Todd

To Be Morbidly Obese, Yet Still Finds A Way Into A Little Boy’s Asshole.

Madajio: Did You Hear Why BIGGIEYYY Got Sent To The Big House?

Julian: He Got Caught Pulling A Todd, Which Violated His Masterbation-Probation.

by Madajio Júan-Pablo December 14, 2021

Pulling a Ricky

When you have sex with a drunk woman, even if consensual

Dude #1: Yo bro, my man’s just pulled a Ricky

Dude #2: oh nahh no way he pulling a Ricky

by Glo gang terms April 7, 2022

Pull a Riona

When you are about to go to a restaurant that has nothing that you like and you pre-eat at home.

Jenny: Omg they arranged to go again to this awful restaurant. I don’t like anything there
Sara: Just pull a Riona and eat a salad or sth.
Jenny: Good idea!

by HomelessRobot September 16, 2021

pulling a Bret

The action of doing a Bret consists of seeing a message, ignore it, and respond 3 days later.

"Damn it! John is pulling a Bret on me! He's not responding to any of my messages!"

by Darkos.exe December 4, 2021

pulling a direct

Talking about your sexual life with your partner to such a degree it's cringe worthy. Commonly seen with excessive continuation of talking about it when asked to stop.

Ryan: Dude, my pants feel wet after Cumming to my girlfriend's nudes, I didn't clean it off or nothin'.

Jerry: Bruh, stop pulling a direct. Fucking weirdo.

by rivsz June 26, 2021

Pull A Starscream

When a main Villain's Sidekick or minion Betrays the main antagonist and take over a group, team, faction or organization for there own selfish goals and morals becoming the new main antagonist to the main hero and possibly succeeding where there old masters have failed. but of course they will never accomplish this goal, due to the main protagonist.

I believe in the season 3 finale of Craig of the creek. Maya, king Xavier's second in command will Pull A Starscream.

by Gygantis's Dictionary June 30, 2021