Freeft

A Freeft is something that you present as a gift that did not cost you any money.

Free + Gift = Freeft

John: We are invited to Mary's birthday party.
Lisa: Do we need to go? I didn't buy her a gift.

John: Just bring a Freeft. Like one of the old wine bottles you have on the self.

by HomelessRobot January 19, 2022

Pull a Riona

When you are about to go to a restaurant that has nothing that you like and you pre-eat at home.

Jenny: Omg they arranged to go again to this awful restaurant. I don’t like anything there
Sara: Just pull a Riona and eat a salad or sth.
Jenny: Good idea!

by HomelessRobot September 16, 2021