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Slovenian Power Wank

To wank, or be wanked, in a particularly aggressive or over-enthusiastic manner. Usually involves an element of discomfort on the part of the person whose penis is being so manipulated.

Origins disputed, though commonly thought to stem from the mastubatory practices of Slovenian men, who, too used to driving tractors with rusty or stiff gear sticks, would manipulate their penises in a similarly vigorous fashion.

Nowadays if you are being wanked in such a fashion it is unlikely that the man wanking you is a genuine Slovenian tractor driver.
P: Bloody hell - he was pulling on my dick so hard it almost came off!

R: Oh - do you not enjoy a Slovenian Power Wank?
by meck meck meck meck April 5, 2010
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power pooping

Pooping so fast it seems like you're in a competition.
Takes about 1-2 minutes, wipe included.
Me: BRB! 7:00 PM
You: ok! 7:00 PM
Me: Man, what a great power poop, I felt like I was in a power pooping competition 7:01 PM
You: Dude, you just broke a world record!
Me: Yeah, I break it about 3 times a week
by ScottzorusMaximus May 22, 2009
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Power Wash

To ejaculate onto a woman's face so forcefully that it distorts her makeup, like a powerwasher pushing dirt off the side of a house.
"I offered to power wash Mrs. Johnson's house for $100, but she didn't have any money so she paid by letting me power wash her."
by Mr. Lang June 8, 2009
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awesoma power

More often known as "awesoma powa".
The rot13 - awesoma powa!
by Anonymous November 6, 2002
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Painz Haz Power

Having so much power that the world cannot handle it. You must have hella fucking power. You walk by people's houses and everything just shuts down. The generator doesn't even fucking work anymore. Only one person can do this. His name on Xbox is "Painz Haz Power". Warning: You must get pretty beast killcams.
"It's ummmm... Pretty beast killcam. -Painz Haz Power

"Wha... What up guys!" -Painz Haz Power
by Pretty Beast Killcam August 24, 2011
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Ceres Power Hit

The act of farting or queefing in another person's mouth and they procceed to pass it to someone else via mouth to mouth
Brent gave Jake the biggest Ceres Power Hit ever in the Central Valley parking lot and Chris recieved it willingly
by cph69 December 22, 2008
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