piss closet

A bathroom

Watch my beer for me, I gotta run to the piss closet.

by dick fitzentite December 9, 2009

piss split

when your going for a piss and the one stream of piss decides to spilt into 2. therefore things can get messy

" oh my days ricky ive just had a piss split. the bathroom floor is swimming"

by badboi87 April 26, 2007

piss cube

Urinal Cake. Makes piss smell nice.

take that out of your mouth child.. thats not a real cake.. its a piss cube

by DrTim June 9, 2009

Rage Piss

The act of taking a massive piss after loosing or dying many times in a row, in a game. Applies mostly when playing for hours without taking a break to use the bathroom.

I took this massive rage piss after loosing four rounds in a row on Team Fortress.

by Gamemaster10476 February 3, 2013

AH PISS

Phrase used to describe extreme disappointment or anger.

You: Dude, you just died
Me: AH PISS

by Rambo is your dad May 29, 2008

pissing into the wind

Undertaking a task in such a way as to make undesirable consequence to yourself likely, when avoiding those consequences would have been easily achieved by a simple change in direction or approach. (i.e., pissing down wind instead.)

Dang, Jake, you're pissing into the wind telling the boss you're too hungover to work. Just call in sick.

by Coyotlboy January 5, 2009

Sperm piss

The first piss you take after a wank or sex

"Just had a super wank gunna take a sperm piss now brb"

by Luminous Wedgie January 24, 2008