pink promise

When someone whispers into a vagina.

He went between her legs and gave her a pink promise.

by Crawfordsss June 26, 2015

Pink Death

A) (NOUN) A very unpleasant and painful death. Happens when one is suddenly impaled with 7-20 tiny, glowing pink shards which, after a few seconds, explode violently and tear the victim's body apart. This is most commonly experienced in the HALO games, but can be simulated in real life with the use of a lot of weed.

B) (NOUN) A very unpleasant but surprisingly fulfilling end, where one is hammered to death by seismic pelvic thrusts. These are often administered during sex by the victim's partner.

A) HALO PLAYER 1: Haha! Eat pink death, B•TCH!!!

HP2: Oh no! *explodes*

HP1: Hey, is that his spleen?

B) PRIEST: We are here today to remember this young man,

who was brutally murdered with Pink Death, by

his wife, Judith.

AUDIENCE MEMBER: Judith, you dog!

by iDS-WOTD September 10, 2011

pink blanket

When a girl sits on her partners face.

Joe: “Hey, what happened last night with Linda?”
Estabon: “She gave me a pink blanket.”
Joe: “How does your nose feel?”

by FullBlownAids February 1, 2018

pink phantom

the spooky girl mentioned in the gorillaz song

man I just listened to the pink phantom such a great song

by ongadoolover October 24, 2020

Pink Oven

When a girl farts in your mouth and then you blow it into her vagina

My girl had some serious gas last night when I was eating her ass, so I gave her the pink oven.

by Whiskey Jim March 23, 2022

pink headphones

A synonym for Esex, also known as online in intercourse.

“Wow Dave and I had great pink headphones yesterday” said Vanessa

by Hahafunnylol February 16, 2023

pink calamari

When period blood travels into the blood and you smell like fish for a week because it changes your PH level.

"hot damn"
"my ass taste like dead fish"
"that's a pink calamari if ever I smelled one"

by fiaddie February 7, 2021