Steal a Phone

A competitive Olympic sport in which a regular child (Typically in a UK Secondary School) will attempt to steal a chav's phone from Bradford, in hopes not to be shanked by a sharp shard of glass or beaten by his gang of Sixth Form Chavs.

Partaking in this event comes with dire consequences, such as broken bones, deep cuts from glass and severe beatings and pummelling's.

"Help! I've been stabbed!"
"Did you try and steal a phone from Bradford again?"
"Yeah..."

by Sooty_ January 2, 2021

Phone sex

Basically getting freeky af on FaceTime or call. U don’t even have to be moaning or shit unless ur cheering the other person one while their beating up there meat then that’s it . Phone sex is amazing lol

Ahhh fuckk I’m nearly there ! Phone sex

by Mymay June 19, 2021

dusty phone

The lack of business that forces an escort downmarket

'Remember Louella? She used to charge $250 as an iprondependent. Now she's in Diamond Girls at $60 a throw.'
'Dusty phone I reckon.'

by DippiusDappus July 30, 2020

phone plant

The act of your phone taking a direct hit to the ground.

My droid took a massive phone plant today after I left it on the roof of my car and drove away.

by needsa newphone July 27, 2011

welfare phone

Noun. A phone, cell or land line, given to impoverished individuals by the government.

I ain't got no minutes on my welfare phone. Dont bother calling, text me instead.

by CMWA January 7, 2017

cum phone

A cum phone is when Alyssa touches her phone to type with the hand she uses to masterbate, while in the middle of masturbation.

Alyssa you have a cum phone.

by lolpooperaiz April 16, 2023

Bruckup Phone

A phone so crap you may aswell use two tin cans and a piece of string...
Bruck up = Crap, Broken, mashup, old....

As owned by J-Co and Kemz

J-Co you got a Bruckup Phone

Kemz your phone is Bruckup

by D_Messi May 14, 2010