Peter Boob

An old man who checks out the health segment of the news in hopes of seeing mammogram pictures.

Look at that bunch of Peter Boobs, why don't they just watch Internet porn like the rest of us?

by Lance DangerTits October 6, 2016

peter pants

A young lady or lad that has peed their pants.

"Is your name peter pants? Lo"

by Cutt butt killer May 22, 2019

Peter Dutton

Voldemort the thumb xoxoxoxoxox gossip girl

Oh look! It's a thumb! Oh wait, it's actually Peter Dutton

by thumbxpotatoxvoldemortpete August 16, 2022

Peter Wompus

A nickname given to male who is constantly masterbating or "playing with themselves"

Man! Dave has been in the bathroom all night with those dirty magazines. He is such a Peter Wompus!

by PeterBeater January 21, 2010

Peter Maximoff

The man I am gayest for. He’s absolutely gorgeous , he’s funny, a kleptomaniac, inpatient, cheeky , a little bit of a shit but that’s cute. And he’s just a good guy always willing to help!

Girl: Omg Peter Maximoff is so hot 🥵

Boy(me) : SHUT UP HES MY HUSBAND 🤬

by Gay_simps4peters February 3, 2023

Peter Fesler

A Peter Fesler is a guy that is very fat and eats allll the time. He is also gay.

peter fesler stop eating that big mac

by Local_fatty April 29, 2019

Peter Reader

A person who actually does reading assignments for class that don't require any written answers.

Molly: What's the homework for class?

Peter: Read Part 1 Chapters 1 through 3.

Molly: There aren't any questions?

Peter: Nope, but you should still do the reading.

Molly: Fuck that, I'll just wing it.

Peter: Well I'm reading it because I want to be prepared.

Molly: Oh Peter Reader.

by Peter Reader February 3, 2013