A penis (choad) that is bent in the middle, along the shaft, at a 90 degree angle. Can occur naturally, or due to force or through getting caught in a mechanical vice.
My pants wont fit anymore since the accident at the factory. I got a perpendicuload!
I always get weird looks in the men's room when I'm taking a slash, because I have to directly face the guy next to me while peeing. I usually have to explain that I have a perpendicuload. They usually understand and be on their way without a fuss.
I always get weird looks in the men's room when I'm taking a slash, because I have to directly face the guy next to me while peeing. I usually have to explain that I have a perpendicuload. They usually understand and be on their way without a fuss.
by Kalkulon October 4, 2008
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its like full of water and will slip out of your hands easily.....but now its pretty much just penis.
its like full of water and will slip out of your hands easily.....but now its pretty much just penis.
by nickmurrders June 2, 2008
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Yeah, that show sucked. It was like an episode of "The Office" but without the good acting or witty writing.
Yeah, that show sucked. It was like an episode of "The Office" but without the good acting or witty writing.
by thehonestone12 April 12, 2009
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Hey Fred, spark that camberwell carrot.... No man, that old boys a pig Its OK hes the perpetual private, he dont give a shit cos we're wiggers
by Doctor Bastardo September 24, 2012
Get the Perpetual Private mug.A perpetual wipe is after you drop a steamin load in the John, and, unbeknownst to you, the wiping process will seemingly never end. An unspeakable amount of toilet paper is used, along with several flushes along the way, to avoid clogging of any sort.
Jim: Hey José! where have you been? I have been waiting for at least 30 minutes!
José: Sorry, I was just dropping a shit, and then I realized I was stuck in a perpetual wipe
José: Sorry, I was just dropping a shit, and then I realized I was stuck in a perpetual wipe
by Dick Sanders696969 October 14, 2012
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