Perfect Peter

Taking a dump into a condom perfectly to the brim.

I was walking to my car when i saw my manager, i made a perfect peter in the bushes and chucked it at his face.

by The Regal Posse October 11, 2013

Pure Perfection

Caitlyn❤️

She is my pure perfection

by Nycpuma4 March 23, 2019

Perfect-Poop

The occurrence where one is successfully able to excrete feces out of their rectum without requiring the use of toilet paper to clean up afterward, for the feces came out cleanly and smoothly.

After pooping, you wipe once to ensure there is no fecal matter there, If the toilet paper is clean, you have had a perfect-poop.

This morning, I had a perfect-poop. An excellent way to start my day.

by cheno1115 June 20, 2011

Perfect cock

A penis that is irresistible to the opposite sex I know a guy named dominic who has the perfect cock

Holy shit well look at that cock

It looks like a banana

Psh it’s the perfect cock

by Dominic makes me cum February 17, 2021

Perfection Train

A train on myspace that only accepts riders that are "perfect." they need to have high quality pictures, live a certain lifestyle, and have a large number of friends. Otherwise, they are rejected and not allowed on the train. The riders of the train are required to post bulletins advertising the train once a day, and if they miss a day without making it up, they are removed. The owners of the train decide who makes it onto the train and who doesn't.

OMGZ! i was accepted on the Aesthetic Engels perfection train! Lyke, WHOA!

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I NEEEED TO GET TO 20K FRIENDS SO I CAN GET ON THE CARNAGE HOMICIDE PERFECTION TRAIN!

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I guess my pictures weren't good enough for the whores who run Seven Holy Virtues perfection train.

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I could give a fuck less about perfection trains, they're full of fakes who think they're the shit because they all look exactly like each other.

by Jonathann January 2, 2008

The perfect moment

A moment in your life when everything seems right. Nothing can get to you.

When your guy holds you in his arms, kisses you on your head, tells you he loves you and holds you again like he'll never let you go.

by Anon January 14, 2005

perfect game

a perfect game in bowling refers to a bowler throwing 12 consecutive strikes in a single game, resulting in a 300 game.

I just threw a perfect game!

by DerekdaBowler July 1, 2004