Penguin shit

The coolest kind of shit.

You're as cool as penguin shit dude!

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

penguin god

1cripplingdepression1

1cripplingdepression1 is penguin god

by Crippling depresion July 24, 2018

Doan N the penguin

Dum stupid person big ugly pants

“Ahh no I forgot my car keys” “Wow bob your really acting like Doan N the penguin she’s so stupid and ugly and dum dum

by Big man wife having Giga chad April 25, 2022

Kevin the Penguin

A man from Philly who drags their feet and walks like a penguin after receiving "brotherly" love

You ok Kevin the Penguin?

by Wayne_brady07 July 26, 2022

Dirty penguin

A girl in her teens usually goes by the name of Haley. Loves to have sex and smoke pot. Has bad luck getting in car accidents and feels like the world is out to get here. Usually is involved in some group or organization from a small town.

I feel like a dirty penguin today

by Delvakio January 11, 2018

Dirty Penguin

The use of the nose to stimulate a girls vigina. It can be used as foreplay or a way to lead to orgasm.

-Have you lost your virginity?
-No but James did the dirty penguin on me last night.

by Screw_JayDuck October 21, 2020

The Penguin Clause

When it is so impossibly cold that blankets aren't working, two (or more) people must huddle together for warmth.
Works well with one bed trope

Phoebe: I'm freezing!
Drew: Me too:(
Phoebe: c'mere, it's too cold, im using the penguin clause.

by Plant.mami December 08, 2024