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Anti bullying day for short people 

Since we short people are constantly getting bullied by our friends for our extraordinary and elite height, we deserve ine day of peace. I declare the 16th of September to be our day of peace and no one tall is allowed to bully us. Enjoy!
Anti bullying day for short people states that short people get to have a day of peace without getting bullied.
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This is the song that never ends. It just goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. And, they'll continue singing it forever, just because 

This is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just becauseThis is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just becauseThis is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just becauseThis is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just becauseThis is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just becauseThis is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just becauseThis is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just because
This is the song that never ends. It just goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. And, they'll continue singing it forever, just because the song wont end if you don't want it to, it really pisses off the teachers.

National short people day 

Tall friends always make fun of you for being short? Well today’s your day because you get to tell them to do anything!!!
Jake: hey shorty
Chris: you can call me that!!
Jake:why?
Chris: it’s national short people day
Jake:oh
Chris: now going make fun of every tall person in this house

Fat people

These mammals are extremely overprotective of their "Diet" food. If approached while they are consuming, the obese creature will attack with cow-like reflexes. When told to go on a diet, they will tend to bitch and moan about how they lost 3 pounds over the past 5 months.
Skinny person: Frank you really need to go on a diet.

Frank: Suck my dick!

Skinny person: Whens the last time YOU saw your dick?

Frank: ...You jerk! *cries and eats bucket of ice cream*

Skinny person: I hate fat people.
Fat people by maxmus45 September 8, 2008

Mall People

Very slow moving people, usually of extremely wide girth, who walk slowly through shopping malls 4 or 5 abreast keeping other shoppers from getting by. May actually live in mall, possibly from another planet or parallel universe.
Mall People are often seen with huge cups of soda and bags of junk food, wearing spandex. Occasionally seen blocking city sidewalks at any festival that includes free food. When driving cars, see parade makers.
Mall People by Conk-D December 6, 2009

2D People 

People who are shallow and lack depth to their thinking process. They're often very impressionable, and ironically, very opinionated on subjects they do not have a comprehensive understanding on. They're also very loud. In other words, they have no dimension to their personality and rationale.
Sorry brah, that's enough Instagram for me today. There's that same ol' wave from dem 2D People again. Too many posts of some basic bitch staring into the sunset with some surface level quote.
2D People by Soffz84 December 15, 2017

german people 

some people from Germany
german people by Mr Cynical August 20, 2006