Papa-Butt

The bittersweet gastrointestinal aftermath of a glorious Papa John’s-fueled gathering with friends after a full day of excessive libations. Characterized by euphoric garlic sauce bonding, communal declarations of love, and next-morning regret punctuated by violent, flaming hot gas and a bowel movement so regrettable it deserves its own apology text chain.

Last night was peak—Jeremy brought Guinness, Dan double-fisted Lonely Heart, Lauren practically drank the garlic sauce, Jenna was crying from laughter, and Russ and Jessica made out to a Papa John’s jingle—but now I’ve got a serious case of Papa-Butt. Please send Tums. And prayers.

by AMPM91 May 26, 2025

papa birding

When renowned whisky expert and all-around great guy Dave Broom dribbles whisky from his mouth into a (willing) participant’s mouth, and then provides on-the-spot tasting notes.

“Oh wow! Look at Sherry over there papa birding - I wonder how much she had to pay for that.”

by tdims December 9, 2023

Papa Polio

A father who has so much polio they can’t move and have to buy bootlegs using a voice machine

Friend 1: Dude, did you see that guy?
Friend 2: Yeah, he’s Papa Polio!

by Weenie6758 November 29, 2021

Papa-Goodwin

a middle aged, pot bellied, white balding gentleman. Of anglo saxon origin who is unable to obtain a raltney.

keep it up and you'll turn into a papa-goodwin

by borderdawg March 17, 2012

Big Papa Pickle

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by ProtectionOfTheEndangered December 7, 2023

george papas

1- a very cool indevidual
2- found in in monterey
3- also found at easties
4- found at hurstville
5- gets with all the chicks

"george papas" picked up like 10 chicks at easties then went to hurstville and picked up another 10 then went back to his house and had sexual intercourse with them all.

by geor_00 September 8, 2009

Papa Smirk

An extremely sexy beast, loves to smoke weed, is usually a short person, is extremely horny all the time, has a tiny cock, somehow gets a girlfriend against all odds, just a weird-ass person.

did you see that guy, he's clearly a papa smirk.

by friedegg12 November 19, 2020