Pain Tourettes

When you're in so much pain that you can't stop f**king swearing

person 1: "F**K, my f**king back is in so much f**king pain, the c**t!"
person 2: Dude, got a case of Pain Tourettes?

by matt19291 December 31, 2022

Shit Shave Shingle Pain

The act of shaving one's chest before sexual intercourse and getting a Cleveland Steamer. Within the next few days your chest will begin to grow welts and develop hives. If shit shave shingle pain is not treated, puss will start to blowout of large shingle sized bubble growing on your chest. If small shit animals form, call a doctor immediately.

Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'

by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019

ass pained

Being annoyed or irritated.

"Jeff is so ass pained right now it's insane, he just needs to chill"

"I'm so fucking ass pained right now- dude I can't.

by Gilletteguy August 5, 2022

Phantom Phone Pain

Feeling your phone vibrate in your pocket and checking it obsessively even though there has been no call or text.

While waiting for a text from her lover, she experience phantom phone pain at least every 90 seconds.

by CamyB June 1, 2011

Pain in the hole

When you're a Judge and you're assigned Enoch Burke.

I have Enoch Burke on my court list, he's gonna be some pain in the hole.

rude slang An especially irritating, aggravating, or obnoxious person, thing, act, or situation. Primarily heard in Ireland.

by Linden Village March 28, 2023

pains

Your pains is someone who you date, talk to, have a crush on, or mess with. Pains can be the equivalent of a significant other when used in a sentence.

See that guy over there? I want him to be my pains.

Oh my God, dont look it's my old pains.

Oh look girl, there goes your pains.

by soph04 April 23, 2022

PAIN

Pain
In the end it's what makes us feel alive

Rather feel pain than nothing at all

by the last archangel June 8, 2024