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The Patriot

The Patriot is a combination of Blue Waffle, Menstrual Blood, and Felching. First of all, make sure you find a girl who's on her period. Once you found said girl you give her a blue waffle by repeatedly beating her vagina with any object (your erect penis, screwdriver, a bat, etc.) until her vagina results in a blue-ish hue. After that is complete, you fuck her newly blued vagina and cum inside her. Then you proceed by felching your own semen (mixed with Menstrual Blood) from the vagina. Making you a true, American Patriot.
Charles: Man, I picked up this broad from the bar last night, said she was on her period, so i took her home and...
Ryan: Oh brotha, you better tell me what I think you are.
Charles: YES! you know it, I'm The Patriot! I felched the fuck outta that Blue Waffled, period bitch
by Urbanite2-4 February 22, 2011
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Patricia

She is kind, caring and very beautiful, she can be stern sometimes but that’s cause she can’t be pushed over, her words are of truth and she is very smart, you can get intimidated by her intelligence and wisdom but that’s probably cause you find yourself wanting to be her, she’s always reaching for her goals, never, jealous or envious. She can be a bit self centred but doesn’t mind if you are too. Her words and advice should be taken seriously cause of her wisdom which makes all the boys fall for her. She’s classy and loves fancy treatments but can be dismissive
I wish I had a Patricia
by Friend of Patricias April 23, 2020
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St. Patrick's Day

Supposed to be on the Island = A national holiday in Ireland celebrating the life of St. Patrick, where you even got to forget Lent for a day.
Nowadays in USA = Just an excuse teenagers find to get wasted either during the school week or on Spring Break.
-Oh man! St. Patrick's Day as awesome!!!
=What'd you do?
-umm....I don't.....remember....
=Yeah, that's what I thought, you culture-stealing liberal! Go get drunk on Pearl Harbor Day or something! Leave St. Patty's Day to the laddies!
by Drumline May 31, 2006
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patrika

A creature who is misfit and will rip your soul out of your body if you cross her the wrong way.
If you don't leave me alone I will summon Patrika to come after you.
by Trigga819 November 29, 2014
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Patrik Laine

Right wing, number 29 of the Winnipeg Jets. He was drafted first round second overall in the 2016 NHL draft. Fan voted best beard in the league, PS: he's the GOAT

Laine>Matthews
by efuheuvgfnerui fnjehjfiejifedu December 20, 2018
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putrid

rotten, discomposed organic matter
the cheese is putrid
by comadrejos June 29, 2014
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Patriotism

a word that is wrongly understand and used, mostly abused by stupid angry young man and cunning politicians.

The definition could be found on wikipedia:
Patriotism is generally cultural attachment to one's homeland or devotion to one's country, although interpretations of the term vary with context, geography and philosophy. It is a related sentiment to nationalism...

The definition could be found on Cambridge Dictionary:
the feeling of loving your country more than any others and being proud of it

In reality:

As for politicians, they found it so easy to achieve they goal by labelled it patriotism

As for brainless angry young man, they found it so easy to fill in their voidness mentally and physically by labeling themselve patriotism
Dictator:
Lets all wipe those people out, lets kill all those people, children, women and man. This act shows your PATRIOTISM! you are protecting you country and people from the evil people who will ruin our country one day...

medium Angry young man from country A: lets boycout Country B, their people all (actually maybe 0.01% of them) did bad things on us

medium Angry young man from country B: lets boycount Country A, our media and government shows us that people from country A all try to take advantges from us, bunch of asshole thinking they are better and clever than us...

very very Angry young man from country A: lets F****ING kill those people from B, lets F*****ING not use their goods, LETS F****ING not watch their movies. Whoever do that are all TREASON, and should be stoned to death and burn in hell

very very Angry young man from country B: STUPID F****ING asshole has been sit on our head for years, and now they think they are god to judge us! NO WAY, F****KINg die in hell you people from A

politician country A: uh huh, that's my boy!
politicain country B: wow, that goes well with our plan

sometimes later:

Angry young man try to get away from their country, the reasons are: eww, the country is now so poluated, it is so crowed, the resource are running out there's no life there, I would better find a better place somewhere else and then I can start my Patriotism all over
by vcharlie November 18, 2013
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