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professional purgatory

Experienced largely during a person's mid-twenties, denoting a period of a person's professional life where they feel they are pointlessly clocking in and clocking out, endlessly over what is viewed as an infinite length of time.
"I'm stuck in professional purgatory, Sue - however many jobs I apply for, I still have the cold sweat of having to wakeup tomorrow to do the same job that I hate, day in, day out"

"I'm so glad to have escaped professional purgatory; I've finally got a job where people give me a real wage, real responsibility and a sense of worth!!"
by Marwam September 27, 2013
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Professional Flu

When you think about becoming a professional, and act like one, when in turn you are actually making yourself look like a fool. Occurs commonly in young children learning to become the next hit of a certain occupation.
"That kid wants to be the president. He has the Professional Flu, ain't that odd?"

"I better stop getting the Professional Flu, otherwise i am going to make a fool out of myself."
by Andymius September 26, 2014
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professionally nasty

being nasty in a professional manner. Ref. Amit Sagar
I am going to write a professionally nasty email
by benny the jet March 18, 2014
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Professional Gamer

- Do you know any professional gamers?

- Yes! Yes I do, his name is Kevin Nam he lives down the hall.
-Oh, that is interesting, what can you tell me about him?
-Asian...
-Oh!!! That explains everything :)
by BodaciousSpaciousEugene July 15, 2016
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Professionalty

To consist as a character/person that is a specialist/master of a subject.
Dr. Diggles expresses professionalty.
by O Devill June 12, 2016
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Professor Brown

A teacher or professor who twist facts and tries to push their opinions as fact. They tend to have huge egos and little intelligence. They get upset when students prove they are smarter than them. I call the Brown because their full of shit.
I totally have a professor brown this semester and I am afraid he might fail me because I corrected his miss informed facts in front of the class.
by Zendalia February 18, 2017
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professer oak

Professer Oak of the Kanto region is the most skilled Pokemon professer in the entire pokemon world. His grandson Blue, was even the champion of Kanto before being overthrown by his rival, Red. Oaks' wherabouts are unknown now, but he is belived to be in Alola studying reigonal varients.
Professer Oaks' signature line:"Are you a boy or a girl?"
by Sleepy Tiger November 25, 2016
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