A rat in the oven. Very nice and crispy. Recommended with a side of long necked zebra juice freshly squeezed. Cook for 6 minutes only, any longer, even one second longer, means that the roast rat will go off and you will be left hungry.
‘ Hey, I heard we could get fried rat here’
“ Oh yes, we did have some but our crappy cook left it on for one second too long and it went off’
‘Ah’
Definition of rat in the oven: A rat that is being freshly baked in pastry, sausage, roast cucumber or chopped up in soup or salad.
“ Oh yes, we did have some but our crappy cook left it on for one second too long and it went off’
‘Ah’
Definition of rat in the oven: A rat that is being freshly baked in pastry, sausage, roast cucumber or chopped up in soup or salad.
by Flyingteakettle July 24, 2021
Get the rat in the ovenmug. When a man willingly has his head clingfilmed to a lady’s bare bum, effectively “sealing in the freshness,” before she lets rip a series of farts that slow-cook him like a supermarket chicken.
Considered by locals to be the traditional mating ritual of Inverurie, often performed after a few pints and a kebab, and said to “bind two souls tighter than industrial clingfilm.”
Usually accompanied by soggy farts, muffled giggling, and one mate in the corner shouting, “It’s nae over till the clingfilm rips!"
Considered by locals to be the traditional mating ritual of Inverurie, often performed after a few pints and a kebab, and said to “bind two souls tighter than industrial clingfilm.”
Usually accompanied by soggy farts, muffled giggling, and one mate in the corner shouting, “It’s nae over till the clingfilm rips!"
“Dave didn’t make it to the pub last night — apparently, he was getting an Inverurie Oven from his new girlfriend. Lucky loon!"
“You know it’s love when Grant asked for seconds of the Inverurie Oven — romantic or tragic?”
“Sally dumped Paul ‘cause he wouldn’t try an Inverurie Oven. She said he wasn’t ‘husband material.’”
“Lads, I swear I nearly passed out — she gave me an Inverurie Oven deluxe after curry night.”
“Tourists think the East Aquhorthies Stone Circle is Inverurie’s biggest attraction. Locals know it’s the ass ovens.”
“You know it’s love when Grant asked for seconds of the Inverurie Oven — romantic or tragic?”
“Sally dumped Paul ‘cause he wouldn’t try an Inverurie Oven. She said he wasn’t ‘husband material.’”
“Lads, I swear I nearly passed out — she gave me an Inverurie Oven deluxe after curry night.”
“Tourists think the East Aquhorthies Stone Circle is Inverurie’s biggest attraction. Locals know it’s the ass ovens.”
by Thon bus driver August 29, 2025
Get the Inverurie Ovenmug. by Cillian4206969420 January 27, 2025
Get the Oven Mealmug. Hym "The air is poison to an oven gremlin! Quick! Get it in the gas chamber! (See? This time I'm SAVING the Jew so it's not Anti-Semitic)"
by Hym Iam March 20, 2024
Get the Oven Gremlinmug. Condom Oven
noun
(slang)
A term used to describe a specific type of party-hopping, drama-loving girl from Grand Junction, Colorado — often found baking under tanning lamps, riding shotgun in lifted trucks and ricer’s with a different guy ever time, and somehow always dodging accountability like she’s on a varsity team for it. Known for a fiery mix of chaotic energy, glitter-stained selfies, and a suspiciously high tolerance for Four Loko.
noun
(slang)
A term used to describe a specific type of party-hopping, drama-loving girl from Grand Junction, Colorado — often found baking under tanning lamps, riding shotgun in lifted trucks and ricer’s with a different guy ever time, and somehow always dodging accountability like she’s on a varsity team for it. Known for a fiery mix of chaotic energy, glitter-stained selfies, and a suspiciously high tolerance for Four Loko.
by bajabenito August 5, 2025
Get the condom ovenmug. "A canadian oven is a guy who jacks off in kleenex, socks, toilet paper and his pants. It has been reported that he has been doing this since 7 years old."
by Kindaspooky July 2, 2022
Get the A Little Canadian Ovenmug. by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013
Get the muffin ovenmug.