One Yourself 

1) The act of requesting an unwelcome or irritating member of a group of persons to leave that group asap;

2) When one person encourages another to carry out a simple errand or task.

1) "Mark you're causing problems and annoying us, One Yourself"

2) "Larry it's your buy, One Yourself and get us all a round of drinks".

One Yourself by Goontax September 18, 2009

one thrust 

someone who does not last long during the act of sexual intercous

margret: "i heard you got with danny last night"
Brogan: "more like one thrust"

one thrust by Stuart T February 19, 2008

one eyed hudini

while fucking a girl in the ass, right before you cum you spit on her back and when she turns around you cum in her eye.

last night your mom pissed me off so i gave her a one eyed hudini

one eyed hudini by young diap April 8, 2010

one linin' 

When a programmer is able to accomplish something in one line of code.

"Hey, can you help out with this blackjack program I'm writing?"

"Sure dude, it's like one line of code"

"There's no way you can be one linin' this one"

one linin' by joedan123 June 6, 2009

One o' snacking 

Hunger get what hunger want! When you decide to have a snack late at night but it's already past midnight.

"Yo you up fo some One o' snacking dawg?"

"Fo sho nyukka!" ^o^/

One o' snacking by numchuk July 12, 2009

one eyed McDoogan 

simply a penis.

john: hey man check out veronica she is smoking hot!

jeff: yea i know i wanna show her my one eyed McDoogan.

one eyed McDoogan by swedgin September 10, 2009

One-Eyeing

A condition usually bought on by three circumstances, lack of sleep, intoxication, or intense boredom, or a combination of these variables, where a person is forced to attempt to remain focused by using only one eye, while the other eye rests and refuses to operate. The one eye is often used to focus visually on things, i.e. mobile phone after too many drinks, but in most cases, i.e. in the workplace, the eye takes in very little information. The condition can commonly be seen in intensely meaningless and boring work meetings, and when highly intoxicated people must concentrate when they are placed on a long bus journey or in a cinema, after a big, tiresome night after a few hours of getting their drank on.

Work conversation via email:

Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!

Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!

Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!

Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!

One-Eyeing by KevJo October 13, 2009