Turf Dogs

Turf shoes. Only to be worn all-purposely if you are a lax bro.

I wear my turf dogs all the time because I am a laxer.

by laxbroflow2.0 June 23, 2009

dog water

when ur ass at a game
usually stupid fucking 10 year olds use this term

LOL UR SO DOG WATER U GOT AWPED LONG DOG WATER DOG WATER

by pistoriu January 14, 2021

dog tags

metal identification tags worn around the neck in the millitary

I forgot that I still had my dog tags on when I got in the shower.

by The Return of Light Joker May 23, 2010

Road dog

A homie you put in work with.

Yo I trust that homie with my life he use to be my road dog.

by BigPimppin6906 November 23, 2017

stunt dog

A *really* ugly girl. Not just regular ugly, but seriously busted out in more than one way. So nasty that she could be a stunt-double for Lassie or one of those other dogs in the movies.

Damn, did you see the nasty-looking chick who walked out of your boy's place this morning? He must have been drunk as hell last night to let her follow him home 'cause she was a straight up stunt dog.

by Lucien619 May 03, 2006

dog water

when someone is absolutely garbage at a video game/sport/literally anything

guy 1: *misses basketball shot*
guy 2: absolute DOGWATER.

guy 1: *does anything wrong at all*
guy 2: dude your literally dog water.

by bussy_spreader_24 March 11, 2021

Flog the Dog

Feverish bouts and repeated, back to back sessions of male masturbation. Usually brought on by watching entirely too much internet porn in your parent's basement.

Ever since Brian failed out of college, all he does is flog the dog.

by Eaton Holgoode October 10, 2016