Boner Piss

When having to take a drug test and the urine going into the cup comes from a boner; usually in the morning

I didn't want boner piss in my urine sample, so I had to wait until my hard-on went away.

by djscat March 13, 2013

piss baby

a not funny person

"Shut the fuck up Pete, you're a stupid piss baby!"
"Dont be a piss baby, John"

by zee? March 31, 2021

piss cube

Urinal Cake. Makes piss smell nice.

take that out of your mouth child.. thats not a real cake.. its a piss cube

by DrTim June 9, 2009

Rage Piss

The act of taking a massive piss after loosing or dying many times in a row, in a game. Applies mostly when playing for hours without taking a break to use the bathroom.

I took this massive rage piss after loosing four rounds in a row on Team Fortress.

by Gamemaster10476 February 3, 2013

AH PISS

Phrase used to describe extreme disappointment or anger.

You: Dude, you just died
Me: AH PISS

by Rambo is your dad May 29, 2008

pissing into the wind

Undertaking a task in such a way as to make undesirable consequence to yourself likely, when avoiding those consequences would have been easily achieved by a simple change in direction or approach. (i.e., pissing down wind instead.)

Dang, Jake, you're pissing into the wind telling the boss you're too hungover to work. Just call in sick.

by Coyotlboy January 5, 2009

Piss Backwards

To retract what you have previously said. Used by the Police (unofficially) to describe the actions of a victim - usually of domestic assault, who initially complains resultig on the offender being arrested, but then changes their mind and welcomes their tormentor back with open arms.

"Get her statement now, before she has chance to piss backwards"

by Tex982 October 21, 2006