hooded monster

A very large uncircumcised penis

“ I’ve heard that James has a hooded monster in those pants”

by Johntheattack helicopter February 8, 2018

Hood balance

The balance between individuals in a highly competitive environment where the risks of confrontation don't always outweigh the end result.

The Roman provinces had a hood balance with the Gaul's during the crisis of the third century.

by Blue pedal August 24, 2017

Hood Genius

a nigga who understands the way of the hood and it’s dialect, a person who is smart and from the hood

“Nigga call me a hood rat, nigga I’m just a hood genius”

by Penis exploder April 26, 2022

Hood-Fix

To fix something half-assed

I had to hood-fix my bike today

by G-Z July 22, 2010

hood wife

Hood Wife: a girlfriend who you will rapidly progress through the steps of a normal relationship with. Often extremely quickly resulting in a marriage like relationships. No legal partnerships is formed or may ever form. Yet with in the first few months you may find yourself regularly cooking for them, doing their laundry, and preforming regular household duties.

Adam: yo man did you hear about Ethans new girlfriend kelsie he met at the club!?

Christian: dude that’s his hood wife now.
Adam: wait what!
Christian: yeah man, I was at their crib yesterday. Ethan was on the couch doing her laundry while dinner was cooking.

by SadBoi98 March 26, 2020

Hood booger

a dumb black individual that decides to make poor decisions such as hit licks as an athlete

hey tae wyd
Oh, im being a hood booger

by anonymous June 15, 2023

Red Hood

Elitist in the Marine Corp who over exceeds in the United States Marine Corp Sniper Academy. Never misses a shot and will camp in any weather to hit his target.

Wow. That cadet sure left him with a RED HOOD after that shot to the dome.

by Rob Furlong May 28, 2020