February 9

Narcissistic crazy moms are born on this day

Hey when was your moms birthday again?

Oh that, it was on February 9 why?

Wow your moms a bitch!

by i.knowitalll November 23, 2021

The 9/11

When your boyfriend secretly masturbates and just before ejaculating, grabs their partner’s face and yells “HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE!” and cums in their mouth.

“I can’t believe my boyfriend 9/11’d me last night”

“I just gave my girlfriend the 9/11 last night”

by FrogDawg June 25, 2023

9/11

9/11 AKA september 11 2001, is the day where I, a muslim, accidentally crashed a plane into the twin towers. I was bad at my job. Somehow I survived but people hate me now.

Me: Bro I crashed a plane back in 2001
Person: AAAAA! A MUSLIM! "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"
Me: 9/11 was an accident man! Im sorry
Person: TERRORIST!!!!

by FireChickenLikesBeans April 27, 2023

9 December

December 9th, National Heartbreak day
On this day in 2022 alot of girls around the world were heartbroken as they had to say bye to their love, Neymar Junior after Brazil lost to Croatia in a penalty shootout in the Quater finals

Girl A: "Why are you crying"
Girl B: "Todays 9 December"

Girl A: * Also starts crying*

by shreyan14257 December 9, 2022

july 9

the birth date of the most prettiest boy in history. will always be my handsome boy. he is very athletic. i love u ethan. ur the best. would choose u over anything.

girl: “OMG ITS JULY 9TH!!”
me: “yeah, i know!! i planned everything out, i’m gonna give him his birthday present rn!! see ya in bio!!”

by ilovefrankocean123 December 12, 2022

9/11

A national holiday, celebrated by all, including Mexicans.
And George W. Bush.

Its 9/11, where is the Fireball?

by HugeNiggaFan69 March 5, 2019

9/11

Here comes the aeroplane...

Person 1: Here comes the aeroplane...
Person 2: But there are two towers in the way!
Person 1: Don't worry, Osama will save us all!
9/11

by zrrkkzz July 25, 2018