October 8th

a bad bitches’ birthday🕺🏽

Karina was born on October 8th along with her twin Angelina

by karina.l October 16, 2019

October 4th

October 4th is the national "give your BF a blowjob day"

Him: hey it's October 4th
Her: so what?
Him: it's national blowjob day.

her:oh okay do you want it now?

by Dailynews.com October 4, 2020

25 October

This day you can kiss anyone you want and if they get mad they're double gay

Me:Can I kiss you?
She:no....
Me: It's 25 october
She: Alright then

by Surely-not-me October 24, 2019

October 30

National give a girl your sweatshirt day. It’s the day before halloween and probably will be cold so be a bro and give it to them

Mary is cold and it’s October 30 you better have brought an extra sweatshirt because you have to give it to her.

by Anonymous163737271893837373949 October 29, 2019

October 26

National “Thank our Nigga Sir Isaac Newton” day

“Thank you for da bomb ass tik toks my nigga Sir Isaac Newton and thanks for da bouncy 😜😜” On October 26th

by 32h October 13, 2019

October 17

It’s national any girl gets to hug a boy day! 🙃 watch out boys!

Boy: what is the date!?
Girl: it’s October 17th! It’s national any girl hug a boy day!

by cjade0826 October 15, 2019

october 24

October 24 is national eating ass day. Go out and take advantage of the 24 hours while it’s there! Ladies, remember to shower!

Dude, it’s October 24! I’m totally going over to Lizzy’s, and I’m bringing a fork and knife.

by Bigfish69 October 13, 2019