Tray boarding

when you stand on a stolen McDonald’s food tray and get pulled by a car, simulating wake boarding around your neighborhood
Damn I’m board you wanna steal some trays from McDonald’s and go tray boarding?
by Candyman141 April 15, 2018
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bored board

A bored board.
That board is a bored board.
by NameRandom56789 August 05, 2021
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throat boarding

When a male sits their partner down and urinates and ejaculates into his partners mouth while trying not to vomit
That throat boarding last night was so sick!

Please throat board me!
by That e Sex bandit September 05, 2022
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Ouija board

Bored with all the letters in the alphabet letters one through nine the words hello and goodbye and the words yes and no you use this board to summon spirits and you have a little magnifying glass that leads to the ghost to which letter or number they want.
Friend: do you wanna play the Ouija board tonight?
Me: nah don’t want to get haunted
by Sarasara123goo June 04, 2020
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Keyed-board

After a night out, spent drunk and alone, you retreat to the computer to blog about your agony. Typing your heart out and dripping tears and vomit all over your keyboard.

Comes from the word keyed
I'm so lonely i don't have anyone to talk to about my keyed-board.
by MirMuhFuca November 10, 2009
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tactical board

cock.

at least, in doom bible terms
damn my tactical board is so hard right now
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 08, 2024
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