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National Tell Someone You Hate You Have A Crush On Them Day

Tell somebody you really hate that you have a huge crush on them.
Me: I have a crush on you...
Him: sorry I dont feel the same way
Me: HAHAHAHAHA ITS NATIONAL TELL SOMEONE YOU HATE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON THEM DAY
by Definitionmaker123lmao November 17, 2019
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National F*ck Dress Code Week

The week before Thanksgiving is National F*ck Dress Code Week at school (unless you have uniforms).
"Why are you wearing that?" "That's dress code!"

"No it's not, it's National F*ck Dress Code Week
by TheGaysAreHere November 21, 2019
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National Give Your Crush Your Hoodie Day

If you have a crush, give him/her one of your hoodies for a day. If you’re someone who doesn’t give hoodies, but wants hoodies, today is the day you must ask your crush for their hoodie. So if you’re giving your crush your hoodie today, make sure they don’t wear a hoodie, so you can give him/her one of yours!
You should give your hoodie to Alexis today since it’s National Give Your Crush Your Hoodie Day today!
by Jackson Arebello December 9, 2019
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National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day

December 17th is National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day. This is the one day of the year where it will be socially acceptable to throw a crab at a McDonald’s employee. Gender of crab is not of importance but please no female crabs.
Quote 1 - DeMarcus: come with me to get some crabs from the fish market! they’re on sale today for only $6 each!
Jamal: oh ya! I forgot it was National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day!

Quote 2 - McDonalds Employee: Hey! What do you think you’re doing!?
Jamal: Look at the date, dumbass!
McDonalds Employee: oh ya I forgot it was National Throw a Crab at a McDonalds Employee Day! My bad!
by Levi the G December 10, 2019
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national cock rating day

The day where all cocks are rated by their gurth, toughness, length and strength. National Cock Rating Day is on the 15th of May.
C'mon dude just show your friends, it is National Cock Rating day after all!
by Tyler, The Destroyer May 14, 2020
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notaoneapoopalala

a term to describe when you do not want to get up to take a poop.
girl: "omg i need to take a poop!"
her friend: "then go..?"
girl: " i would, but i notaoneapoopalala."
by kaelyn flamingo <3 March 29, 2020
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National Ja Bari Day

The day April 25th is National Ja Bari Day and it is a day to celebrate anything and everything about Ja Bari Donta Milligan
Bro I love National Ja Bari Day
by Blacc Guy April 19, 2020
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