When you and a mate -preferably another bloke, cos you ain’t a bloke til ya had a bloke - get nude, boof a pint of Guinness each, do star jumps to shake it up in ya guts, then lie down, arseholes facing each other then unleash imagining your mate is on fire and the only thing that can put them out is squirting your sodden bubbly arse juice all over them so hard it extinguishes the flames.
It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.
It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.
Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do a couple of Alice Springs Fire Fighters tonight?
Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi
Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi
by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024
Get the Alice Springs fire fightermug. a phrase meaning either " its time to get your behind of the couch and get going", "hey ho, let's go", " yoohoo, it's time to get a move on".
N.B: this phrase can be used to motivate/galvanize/encourage couch potatoes and other lazy people to se ponerse a trabajar
N.B: this phrase can be used to motivate/galvanize/encourage couch potatoes and other lazy people to se ponerse a trabajar
dude 1) yoohoo you lazy couch potato, spring has sprung. you know the saying if you snooze, you lose, right? now, get your ass of that couch and yellah.
dude 2) okay, okay, i'm getting up, just give me a moment (slowly and lazily starts getting up). what do you want me to do?
dude 2) okay, okay, i'm getting up, just give me a moment (slowly and lazily starts getting up). what do you want me to do?
by Sexydimma April 12, 2013
Get the spring has sprungmug. by Jayyyyyyyyy! July 9, 2025
Get the Florals for springmug. A small rural town in the back country of San Diego. There’s a few areas -census-designated places (aka nicknames for parts of city), Oak Grove, Sunshine Summit, Chihuahua Valley, Los Tules, etc. Oak Grove official sign has underneath a wooden sign stating “97 pleasant people, 2 or 3 grouches. Most of Warner Springs needs that sign updated with number of people living there. There are some older residents having lived in forever that own large property, young families as well & a senior community nestled on it.
It’s far from civilization where nearest necessities exist & obviously all Caucasian community. There’s also tribal reservations and a tiny presence of minorities.
Honestly, it’s not hit or miss, there’s really nothing there, you’ll have to drive far to get supplies, no activities, few wineries & bar restaurants that close early. If you’re finding yourself driving to San Diego or Temecula for your usual fun activities, this is not the place for you. If you love living in the boonies, living a secluded boring life this’ll due.
Some friendly people and some who do t want to be bothered. Most are comfortable with people they’re familiar with and most don’t take kindly to outsiders or folks who are not like them.
I don’t want to live far away from the medical facilities, it’s that far.
It’s far from civilization where nearest necessities exist & obviously all Caucasian community. There’s also tribal reservations and a tiny presence of minorities.
Honestly, it’s not hit or miss, there’s really nothing there, you’ll have to drive far to get supplies, no activities, few wineries & bar restaurants that close early. If you’re finding yourself driving to San Diego or Temecula for your usual fun activities, this is not the place for you. If you love living in the boonies, living a secluded boring life this’ll due.
Some friendly people and some who do t want to be bothered. Most are comfortable with people they’re familiar with and most don’t take kindly to outsiders or folks who are not like them.
I don’t want to live far away from the medical facilities, it’s that far.
by Cacakicks April 27, 2024
Get the Warner Springs, Californiamug. by konoyo11010loading February 8, 2024
Get the Spring's whoremug. by Bsysh May 31, 2018
Get the Ram springmug. A Springlock Failure is the event in which a Springlock Suit's spring loaded devices keeping the animatronic as a suit snaps shut, resetting it back into an animatronic with a wearer inside, typically crushing the wearer to death. Springlock Failures are often caused by moisture, heavy breathing, or failure to correctly set up the springlocks.
"And if you trigger those spring locks, two things will happen: first the locks themselves will snap right into you, making deep cuts all over your body, and a split second later, all the animatronic parts, all that sharp steel and hard plastic will instantly be driven into your body. You will die, but it will be slow. You’ll feel your organs punctured, the suit will grow wet with your blood, and you will know you’re dying for long, long minutes. You’ll try to scream, but you will be unable to: your vocal cords will be severed, and your lungs will fill with your own blood until you drown in it." -William Afton describing a Spring lock Failure, The Silver Eyes
by QueenHHJ June 29, 2023
Get the Spring lock Failuremug.