ninja barista

An espresso machine operator with not only exceptional skill in producing the finest espresso shots and espresso-based drinks, but also with extreme dexterity, zen-like demeanor and lightning quick speed behind the bar. Generally is quiet and modest, but can deliver a killer shot of espresso.

Compare and contrast with the rockstar barista.

Before I even put down my two dollars, that ninja barista had a killer doubleshot of espresso in front of me.

by Jimmy Oneschuk July 25, 2008

ninja sex

having noiseless sex (no squeaking springs or vocals) while one or more people are passed out in the same room.

li'l B was drunk and passed out in our room. we were horny, so we had ninja sex.

by Randi Red May 16, 2004

pirate ninja

Something that can never possibly exist due to the deep-rooted feud between ninjas and pirates. And also because ninjas and pirates are so played out already that if someone were to create a pirate ninja, it would be some kind of horrible clichéd supermonster that would not only knock you down with its peg-leg but would also give you a roundhouse kick to the face if you crossed its path.

Poor Johnny didn't even have a chance to defend himself when he accidentally stumbled upon a pirate ninja. But luckily since pirate ninjas can't exist, Johnny was thrown into an alternate parallel universe before the ninja pirate was able to attack.

by a really evil person April 15, 2006

meatball ninja

Someone who's on their way to get some Italian food.

Roy's on his way to pickup the spaghetti takeout. He's a meatball ninja!

by N0RVY March 25, 2010

Ninja Masturbating

To covertly masturbate in the presence of others without their knowledge.

"At the bar I tried to listen intently to my friends at the table, but I was ninja masturbating and needed to finish off quickly."

by ZombiUnikorn January 25, 2009

Ninja Inflation

Hidden inflation, such as when a restauant serves smaller portions, instead of raising its prices. Since the reamains the same, it's not easily seen by the untrained eye; it's hidden like a Ninja. But the inflation is surely there!

Friend A: "Heyyyy, wait a minute...didn't this dinner entre used to always come with 3 pork chops? I've only been getting 2 now for a while...but at the same price as before..."

Friend B: "Yeah, man...that is called NINJA INFLATION!!!"

by ConManipulation January 24, 2014

Ninja Muffin

A type of person, who is awesome, and they are loved by their friends.

Or some kind of person who is quite insane.
See examples below:

Katie Cupcake Ninja Muffin
Elly Ninja Midget Apple
Steph Purple Cupcakes

by Cupcake98 April 14, 2011