Nogged

Just another word for getting a blowjob. From the word "noggin" which is another word for head.

Alex: Bro, I'm tryna get nogged tonight!
John: Same yo.

Girl: You boys tryna get nogged?
Alex & John: Hell yeah!

by jayharris14 June 12, 2014

nogging

the act of drinking egg nog, purchasing egg nog, or anything to do with the holiday beverage

;also a clever sexual innuendo

1) Kristian is nogging Sarah on the couch in the living room.

by Metaxas January 10, 2009

noggies

English public school for turds. Also used to describe Korean soldiers during the Korean war.

'I say Molesworth, you've left noggies floating in the lav'

by David from Kingsbury November 3, 2003

emo-nography

emotional pornography. common in literature and film, emo-nography is characterized by eggregious use of unrequited loves, alcoholic mothers, children with cancer, and a predictable variety of other cliched heart-wrenchers. despite their obvious lack of artistic merit, emo-nographic works tend to be a source of guilty pleasure.

A: omg i just read "the notebook" and it is totally better than the movie; i'll let you borrow it if you want.

B: if i was interested in emo-nography i'd sit at home with a box of tissues in front of the lifetime channel.

by woundedgazelle May 22, 2006

noggin navigation

to steer someone's head with your hand to look at something or away from something. usually a toddler.

I was trying to get my kid to walk away from the ice cream truck. Finally had to use noggin navigation.

by j15bell January 27, 2008

nogoonology

A "cult" determined to remove the "vile drink" goon, cheep wine in a plastic sack, from existence.

Each and every nogoonologist (member of nogoonology) can not drink goon, EVER and should aim to cut open about 15 sacks a month.

by TEH RANGA August 16, 2009

nogenitiliacitis

n. A condition which prevents one from engaging in any form of conflict due to a rapid increase in one's fear level. Symptoms generally include, shaking, sweating, softening on the voice, and the inability to maintain eye contact. This condition is predominantly found in males.

Mary: Did you see Jake and Travis arguing yesterday?

Jessica: Yea, I heard Travis tripped Jake and got him mad. What happened after that?

Mary: Jake got up yelling and Travis told him to do something about it if he's that mad.

Jessica: What did Jake do?

Mary: Jake has nogenitiliacitis, so he just said whatever and walked away.

by fakenameorelsepeoplewillknow November 21, 2010