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Type A Inefficiency

Type A Inefficiency is a chronic condition that affects a small portion of the population. Individuals suffering from this affliction demonstrate typical Type A behavior (time-urgent behavior, perfectionism, need for control, etc.), but with the caveat of not knowing how to plan with a group effectively. Often affecting the roommates of the afflicted, Type A Ineffiecients turn seemingly simple or nonexistent problems into the biggest stressfuck imaginable. A typical example would be expecting a group to make multiple trips as a unit to complete errands that could be divided and accomplished in a fraction of the time, seperately. There also appears to be a strong attachment towards bothering others with non-existent problems (3 dirty plates in the sink when the dishwasher is actively running) during the most inconvenient moments (during a pregame) and expecting immediate action. While not a character issue, Type A Inefficient behavior tends to really irritate those who like to go with the flow and like to reduce stress in their lives while also accomplishing everything they need to. To those with Type A Inefficiency, we like to simply say, FITFO.
SITUATION: It is 1am
Chill Friend: Hey, I gotta go to bed I have to be up really early for a flight tomorrow

Type A Inefficient Friend: Ok but you're aware we haven't cleaned the house and we NEED to move organize our rooms

Chill Friend: Well you haven't been here all day, it's really late and this is gonna take a long time, and besides I'll only be gone for a day I'm sure we can find a way to get this done as a group when we're back together.

Type A Inefficient Friend: I know you're awake, i dont care that this is quite possibly the worst time to expect this to get done. HOW AM I GOING TO SURVIVE FOR ONE NIGHT IN A MILDLY UNKEPT HOUSE BY MYSELF WITH MY CLOTHES IN A SUITCASE.

Chill Friend: tbh idk, that sounds on par with the Trail of Tears. I know you suffer from Type A Inefficiency, but how abt you FITFO
by let's take a chill pill October 6, 2025
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Shope type shit

Silly, not factually based or irrelevant to the topic
That new employee has no idea what he is doing, told the customer wrong info straight Shope type shit
by Bald chunky Monkey April 3, 2025
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Asshole type hat

when a guy named andrews calls gyms to see if the booty is poppin
Andrew: hey are there alot of boys at the gym rn at 11:59pm?
Shannon: stop being an asshole type hat
by AndrewsAss January 2, 2023
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Brachydactyly Type D

In the past, some people referred to Brachydactyly Type D as the 'Murderer's Thumb,
by Wordmaster Funk November 21, 2023
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Type

The opposite of what Urban Dictionary tells you to type.
by Alpha86 May 17, 2020
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Gourd-Type

A type of body commonly drawn by internet artists where the mass from the abdomen to the calf is proportioned above average, giving the character's body a shape similar to a Bottle Gourd. This is usually done either to exaggerate a character's appearance or more commonly to sexualize a character's appearance.
New post from @johnfemboy94, November 18 2022:
"Just failed NNN can yall stop putting gourd-type pcs on my feed asshats"
by Prowlerswag January 3, 2024
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Colsen’s type

Blonde, tattooed, curvy females is what attracts a “Colsen”. if a colsen sees a blonde in public he will have to look twice.
that girl over there is Colsen’s type for sure
by Daddy’s dong November 3, 2020
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