Nails

A more suitable short-form for the band Nine Inch Nails than to just read the logo 'NIN' though as not to be aware of the letters standing for anything.

I'm going to the Nails concert tomorrow.

by The Jayson July 19, 2009

Nine Inch Nails

So this fag named Trent Reznor is worshipped as a music god bescause he can "sing" the gay "OMG they are so deep and emotional and penetrating LAWLZ, I <3 T.R. 4 Lyfe "lyrics some corporation (probably Virgin Records or RCA) wrote for him and tells him to sing. He is the Ashley Simpson of industrial rock or whatever the fuck his gay music is called. Its not heavy, its not metal, its just plain shit. Who cares if he can play the keyboard and yell and scream and throw temper tantrums on stage, Trent Reznor is just a fag who does drugs, sucks the dick of the singer of pearl jam and supposedly writes songs about profound topics, but they are all really about how badly he misses getting raped by his drunk uncles. Now he is worshipped by mall goths who cant like a band unless they have at least two of that bands shirts in black from hot topic.

NIN fan #1: OMG i luv Trent Reznor, i want to suck his dick

NIN fan #2: oh god yes i want to suck his dick too

NIN fan #1: im so upset, my dad didnt have buttsex with me
last night

NIN fan #2: WTF man, liek thats so unfair, report him dewd

NIN fan #1: well i did get to suck his cum from my brothers ass, and he knows that turns me on so badly

NIN fan #2: oh, man that turns me on too, lets listen to som trapt cuz we are underground and kvlt as fux

NIN fan #1: fuck yeah, were so angsty and mysterious and dark, nobody can decipher how we feel because they are busy reading our sweet hot topic shirts with a sarcastic slogan on the front

NIN fan #2: i got it, im going to take a shit, freeze it and use it as a dildo on you while we listen to our super deep and emotional and underground NIN records

NIN fan #1: way ahead of ya brahski, you want my green poop from last night or the peanut crunch?

NINE INCH NAILS FUCKING SUCK

by Reginald Q. Niggerton December 14, 2008

Getting Nailed to the Cross

Slang for injecting heroin.

I drove through the streets for hours looking for my son, but when I found him, he was already getting nailed to the cross.

by Slappy Facedick October 17, 2008

Nine Inch Nails

A shitty "industrial" band that stole from real industrial bands like skinny puppy. Real Industrial music was never meant to be mainstream. My sister's boyfriend said that Trent Reznor has his own record label because no other label would accept him. All the other record companies thought he was a poser. There is nothing unique about this band besides from the fact that it is the only industrial band that most people know about. The music sounds weak compared to other less-known bands. The only people who listen to Nine Inch Nails are preppy teenagers, people who are trying to be unique, and people who haven't found real industrial music yet.

I hate Nine Inch Nails because my bitchy stepmom talked about how they were pioneers of the Industrial music scene.

by You_don't_need_therapy June 26, 2010

Nailah

A weird girl with a abnormally large forehead who talks nonstop and farts without reason.

That was a loud fart she must be a Nailah

by Kx5ivw November 21, 2021

dirty naila

an average looking girl but when u have her in bed, it makes up for her average looks. her voice is also terrible and she smells like she’s been smoking since the womb but just get her in bed and you’ll forget all about that 😏😏

i met a dirty naila at the bar today, she wasn’t that cute and i didn’t fancy her voice but she was a freaaakkk and knew how to please me in all typa ways.

by athena_2020 May 7, 2020

Nails to Jails

Going to jail following a brawl that occur in nail salons, or a nickname for nail salon fights. Originated following a viral video of a brawl that took place at a Walmart nail salon.

Two women got in a fight at a nail salon and the weaves were flying ... I guess it was nails to jails for them.

by OT Rant November 23, 2011