mother gayness

When your mum is anoying you and nagging all the time and shes just being a big poop.

your sucha lump of mother gayness

by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009

the mother

the character around which the show 'how i met your mother' revolves. played by Cristin Milioti, the character was recently disclosed. however, her name has not been disclosed yet so, the mother, in the meantime, is known by, well, 'the mother'! lol

himym fan 1: dude did you check out how i met your mother last night?
himym fan 2: yeah! i totally did! the mother was finally disclosed! high time, eh?
himym fan 1: uh-huh yeah. and the actress, cristin milioti was pretty decent too!
himym fan 2: can't wait for the next season!

(next season because the big reveal happened right at the end of the second last season, the 8th one)

OR

fan 1: hey did you see last night's episode of himym? it was titled 'how your mother met me'. i did!
fan 2: me too! and the episode was one of the best in the series. completely based on the mother! how awesome was that! right?
random person (rp): yeah!!
fan 1: who are you?
rp: i'm a fan of himym too! {that makes him/her 'fan 3'} i loved it!
fan 2: oh, then it's cool! let's be friends!
fan 1,3: yeah let's do that! yay!

as you can see, it brings people together.

THE END
thank you for your time, now you all can search for something else. or not. totally up to you. ok now i'm gonna stop now. ok? bye.

by amy_tommo_malik February 10, 2014

Child support/ mother of child support

n. A system set up in North Carolina in which a father of a child pays money to the child support division and then goes to the mother of the child. The mother then uses the support money on herself such as steak houses and passion parties. A significant amount of these types have been found in western North Carolina particularly uneducated mothers that stopped working after the child was born. These mothers typically take advantage of the welfare system and have their families pay for their rent and bills, while the father pays child support which is non-reportable, the mother then demands more money or the father wont talk or see the child.

Courtney's father pays child support/ mother of child support knowing it does not get used for Courtney.

by Lord Vader1982 December 23, 2011

MOTHER FUCKIN' TITTY SUCKIN' TWO BALL BITCH WITH A PING PONG PUSSY AND A RUBBER DICK

THE MOTHER FUCKIN' ULTIMATE INSULT.

CARTMAN'S MOM IS A MOTHER FUCKIN' TITTY SUCKIN' TWO BALL BITCH WITH A PING PONG PUSSY AND A RUBBER DICK.

by MATTPOWNS June 27, 2009

psychotic mother fucker

one who is clinically determined as a psycho

that psychotic mother fucker ripped his eye out with his own hand

by bill May 25, 2004

like a mother

Christian version of "like a motherfucker"

It's snowing like a mother.

by staminator January 18, 2014

step mother

a bitch that gets a divorse from her husband and moves into your house after your mother dies and screws your dad. she will do anything to buy your love for about a year but then she becomes a total bitch.

kid: can i go out?
step mother: no, you have to finish your homework!
kid: i did already.
step mother: no, your staying home to clean your room then!

by ~Jenna~ May 1, 2006