dead as a missing schoolgirl

someone/something that is clearly doomed

This is your captain speaking, with our remaining engine having burst into flames I can inform passengers that they are as dead as missing schoolgirls

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

Miss nude America

The winner of the Miss nude america pageant where the contestants have to compete nude.

Did you see who got to be miss nude america?

by Deep blue 2012 October 1, 2009

I miss you

Nicolle misses Jaime the most

An example would be when Nicolle says "I miss you"

In this case, Nicolle misses Jaime MOST, more than Jaime misses Nicolle.

by Snuggle-roo March 13, 2022

I MISS THE RAGE

A rap song made by playboi carti Mario Judah and trippe red often used by spammers to annoy the hell out of people and example ⁉️I MISS THE RAGE ⁉️ But imagine that over a hundred times and still going

Spammer: yo do you know what i miss
Person getting spammed: what

Spammer: ⁉️I miss the rage ⁉️

by Hamadebop June 29, 2021

34 missing assignments

A short 4’11 black kid with dreads named “Darin”. He always goes on his phone during class when the teacher is talking about important shit. He Often need help from his teacher and his friends.

Kalief: When are you at going to fix your 3 F’s and 1 D-?

Nikshay: And those 34 Missing assignments?

Darin: Fuck you i’m doing it.

Kalief: I will believe it until I see it.

Darin: I will do it just wait and see.

Darin: I’m better than you bitches.

Darin: you guys are stuiped. Fuck you guys.

Kalief: stupid*

Nikshay: who TF are you talking to?

by Ching chong lee February 26, 2023

a miss is as good as a mile

A near miss is still a miss and therefore no better than missing by a great margin. Losing a game by one point is still losing.

A miss is as good as a mile even when i got out in the first round

by Zahraa June 13, 2017

The missed a spot shave

"Missed a spot shave" refers to when a lady shaves her legs mindlessly and does not pay attention to accuracy, causing her to miss a spot. Very common amongst those who haven't been shaving for long.

I can't wear a skirt today because of the missed a spot shave I have going.

by Awkward sausage April 15, 2017