mini grits

A large, hefty man who has an affinity for sandpaper. Also known as Lefty-sandpaper or Vader.

Check out mini grits and all his love of grits.

by Juke Box July 27, 2006

mini wee

a dwarf/little person taking a piss

Yo, I saw this guy in the bathroom, I never thought I'd see a mini wee, but I saw it dude, I saw it.

by 343N October 28, 2020

MINI MO

FAT FUCK, EATS BURGERS AND WORKS AT MCDONALDS⚠️⚠️⚠️

hey, did you see mini mo’s fatass eat a burger at mcdonalds?

by zoohair September 1, 2022

Mini Il

The new Leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, who isn't quite as crazy and not as smart as his father Kim Jong Il.

The generals are upset with Mini Il, he wants gold chopsticks instead of his father's silver ones.

by zen velo December 20, 2011

Mini-Fringe

When you accidentally shave a tiny bit of your head at the front, and then it grows back under your fringe (or bangs if you are American) and when someone lifts up your fringe, there is a shorter bit of hair under it and it makes you frown. >:(

Person: Haha, you have a mini-fringe!
Other person: *sticks tongue out*

by DeathByFeathers February 15, 2010

Mini-hoops

When two teams compete on a small basketball court and play basketball usually to 11 or 21

I am going to rape Issac so hard in mini-hoops that his asshole is going to be as wide as the monkeys in this picture http://www.break.com/pictures/orangutan-pole-butt570750.html

by I love milk January 14, 2009

mini jetter

A derogatory term to describe a middle or less often high schooler who is more than one standard deviation below the mean in height . Usually refers to a male, but can be insultingly applied to a decidedly uncool chick or chick let .

That short shit mini jetter Timmy wants to play hoops w us this Saturday but no way , he doesn’t have the tiniest chance in mini hell to make a maxi fool of himself on the courts w us , what is he like 4’2” or something? He and that thumbelina chick he porks can take their mini balls and go home ..

by Peepcreep February 9, 2024