MICKEY MOUSE

The thing that's been around for over 100 years but hasn't left puberty.

"I'm a pubescent teen"

" and I'm mickey mouse a rodent that

has no balls"

by MobiPlayz August 21, 2018

Mickey mouse

Staining the bed sheets from the woman cumming so hard, it forms a mickey mouse shape

I fucked her so hard last night she left mickey mouse stains behind!

by ry1of6 August 28, 2018

Mickey flicky doe

The money you get from getting your hustle on.

That trick be gettin my mickey flicky doe!

by Bodene Beets September 22, 2018

Mickey Mouse

The high furry that likes to eat children’s poop

Holy shit! Mickey Mouse has been stalking me

by Goats ‘n Goats October 4, 2018

Mikerz

Really cute person, makes you feel happy all the time, and has a charm that makes people attracted to them.

Mikerz is really kawaii

by ChickinChickin October 10, 2018

Milker

Someone who is unpopular who gets likes and followers etc on social media through being friends with someone whos popular and gets likes, views and followers etc

Did you see Mollys instagram post the other day?

Yeah she got bare likes from Jo

She only gets likes because shes friends with jo

Ano son, what a milker!

by P_W October 22, 2018

Mickey Baby

A child born of two cast members who met while working for Disney.

Why yes I am a Mickey baby, my parents met at the park in 1975 while working in New Orleans Square.

by pandajoi1 October 22, 2018