mini grits

A large, hefty man who has an affinity for sandpaper. Also known as Lefty-sandpaper or Vader.

Check out mini grits and all his love of grits.

by Juke Box July 27, 2006

mini soulja

A soulja who is slightly smaller than a regular soulja but has a bigger dick. He has no patience for any thing. He could fucking snap you in two if you piss him off

Look their is mini soulja I heard he murdered two kids just for looking at him

by Urban facts May 14, 2014

mini pittakionotrypophobia

The fear of small circular stickers.

“What phobias do you have?”

“Dawg, I got mad mini pittakionotrypophobia..”

by frankoceanfan73 July 17, 2023

Bea The Mini-Menace

The name of a character from the Beano comics in the UK, being the baby sister of Dennis the Menace (The British one). A kid known for many things, her Yellow and black onesie, her mass arson towards Softies (basically snooty assholes) , and also her rather infamous ability of being able to fart and/or shit herself on command to clear rooms and to fulfil the writer's severe fart fetish.

Like my guy, you ain't slick.

(I find her absolutely precious tho I cant lie I wanna plushie of her so bad lol x3)

"you remember Bea The Mini-Menace?"
"Yeah I can still smell her stinky ass from 'ere"

by GSJohn25 December 12, 2024

mini meme

A person’s children.

I took my mini memes with me to see the Red Sox play.

by EliMoonburn September 12, 2022

Mini-vention

False concern that leads to collective confrontation of a group member or friend who has gone astray from the thinking of the rest of the group.
This is usually based on fading youth and the fear of being a lonely childless cougar is mixed with a sense of misdirected responsibilty.

Originally derived when a hottie woman who becomes a mom, chooses to drive a MINIVAN and reflects negatively on the fashion sense of her childless but socially conscious friends.

Did you see what Cheryl is driving? Some one HAS to tell her that unless she chooses an SUV instead of the mini van, she is going to have to choose a whole new set of friends.
Well,at least the baby is cute and in style.
OK, girls, then its agreed. If she is truly worth saving as a friend.
We do a mini-vention!

by bkmdano December 5, 2009

Mini Softy

When you’re banging Pharaohs curse and can’t get it up,

Zach was trying to bang that Huss but had a mini softy, get big he yelled

by strokethatskinwsgon July 13, 2024