pre-milf

A heavily pregant woman who is hot. On the way to being a milf.

Look at that pre-milf. Once she pops she's gonna be a milf.

by Rideru October 26, 2010

milfamuffalicious

A thought said in the inner-thoughts of a horny young man when dreaming of an older woman.

"barbara

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i cant answer whens she asks me questions in class.. im just thinking mmmmmmmm milfamuffaaaliciouuuuus!"

milfamuffalicious

by thegamewinner December 26, 2009

milf-jockey

A wide or dumb-looking person.

Homeless guy - "Hey."
Homeless chick - "What?"
Homeless guy - "You see that dude right there?"
Homeless chick - "Yeah."
Homeless guy - "That dude's a milf-jockey."
Homeless chick - "I want a divorce."

by jonormbar June 17, 2010

Milf Chaser

Some Girls, Usually Bisexuals, Who Go After The Milf Race.

Sometimes Abbreviated M.C.

Dude Did You Hear About Angie? She's Such A Milf Chaser!

by Dr. Christopher Turk August 27, 2008

milfburger

the act of putting ketchup and mustard on a milf, only to eat it off

"I ate a huge milfburger last night man, it was great!"

by Steve H., Dan P. March 27, 2007

G-milf

Grandmother I'd love to fuck.

Sarah Palin is NOT a G-MILF.
Journey Johari IS a G-MILF.
Kim Kardashian is a MILF who will possibly be the hottest G-MILF of all time.

by KetchupWhisperer June 27, 2014

P-milf

a bad ass mother fucking milf,
preferably with a moustashe.

i want to grow up to be a P-milf.

by STEPHANIE RENEE November 26, 2006