When in a committed relationship, the three famous people you’re allowed to engage in sexual relations with and not have it count as cheating. They must be famous people whom you’ve never met and have no previous relationship with or connection to.
by archetype January 15, 2022
Get the List Of Threemug. Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.
A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
Get the National "Do Not Call" List abusermug. A person who writes top-ten lists of things, often very poorly, with the intent of informing the reader about something the author assumes the reader didn't previously know. These lists usually include well-known factoids that lots of people know, and are usually tainted by the author's personal opinion. Seen on web sites like Buzzfeed.
by billsuspect September 17, 2014
Get the journal-listmug. by ShoulderBoulder September 15, 2020
Get the list the dishmug. by Galileo21 March 29, 2015
Get the No-Go-LIstmug. The banker tried using a Hargari list to get investors to promote a scam investment.
The garage sale was a scam. They used a Hagari list of 35 items while in fact, they only had 4 to sell.
The garage sale was a scam. They used a Hagari list of 35 items while in fact, they only had 4 to sell.
by JusticeSeeker1978 March 5, 2024
Get the Hagari Listmug. A term used ironically to describe a list of things that are not in and of themselves wack, but rather are the opposite of wack. A true Wack List will prompt a reader to say, "What? It's so wack that this list is called a Wack List, because this list is AWESOME."
by wacklistcaptain July 8, 2013
Get the Wack Listmug.