Knock, Knock Motherfucker

When you are urinating when suddenly you need to violently shit. Then, you stop pissing and turn around, firmly pressing your puckered ass onto the seat and unloading an ungodly amount of assham into that poor, poor toilet.

Larry: "Damn, I thought you were taking a leak!"

Jim: "Yeah, sorry. I had a Knock, Knock Motherfucker moment."

Larry: "A what now?"

by The mystery shitter April 27, 2022

Knob knocking

Knob knocking is used to describe ones action of extreme dick eating. Used when one or a group of people start heavy criticisms on one or more people.

Coach is knob knocking.

by Kidthatplayscenter October 3, 2019

Knock

New york slang for gun

He got a knock on him, so keep an eye on him.

by Real drill man June 24, 2022

Having a knock

Having a knock is having a crackhead that you are sure will come back for more drugs.

Person 1: Did you get a knock yet?
Person 2: Yeah, didn't know that having a knock took so much work.

by Unwilledlight May 3, 2021

knock your cock off

when you piss off some inbred chick and she karate chop your dick and it turns black and falls off.

Hey you dipshit, that angry bitch tried to knock your cock off!

by zombie vagina July 12, 2018

Knocked over

Knocking midgets over with the grill of a truck.

I knocked over a midget over like a spare in bowling

by Half stop July 28, 2022

Knick Knock

The activity of KNOCKING and running away from a door!

Not Knick Knack as its refered to by people from Dublin.

A Knick Knack is a useless item found within a home, not something used in knocking on a door and running away.

Come on! Will we Knick Knock his house?

by Soffy January 4, 2020