Knock On Wood

When a man masturbates and doesn’t have a towel to clean up

He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off

No towel all good I will knock on wood

by Knock on wood March 21, 2024

Knock

Someone who gets tricked or offended easily

Rick bruh you a knock calm down

by Flabshlab May 22, 2017

Death's knock

when you're all finished dressing and putting your shoes on and you just barely open the front door to leave before feeling the familiar subtle burn on the inside of your anus signifying the soul destroying shit that has arrived

sorry man I was litterally out the front door then I felt "Death's knock"

by 7uck3r 573v3n5 February 23, 2021

Knock

A term New York natives use when refering to a firearm

"I known an opp, he died with his knock!" - SugarHill Keem (Song: WTF)

by MeeklliHraguS June 15, 2022

Knocking At The Cow's Door

A phrase originated from 19th century Thailand, which is often used today to describe something being weird or abnormal.

John - "Did you see that weird guy at the store?"

Mary - "Yeah, he was Knocking At The Cow's Door."

by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020

Knocked over

Knocking midgets over with the grill of a truck.

I knocked over a midget over like a spare in bowling

by Half stop July 28, 2022

Knock-Off Cowboy

Farmers who identify as "cowboys" by utilizing phrases like "cowboys don't care" and acting as though it's a personality trait. In addition to wearing paddy caps and dealer boots, these individuals also known to get their eyebrows pierced. These so-called "cowboys" are con artists, not at all like the real thing.

“ Look at the man sporting a paddy cap over there. He definitely considers himself a "knock-off cowboy," I'm sure of it. Where is his cowboy hat, ffs?” “That eyebrow piercing is an ick” “Wait till they face the real deal in Texas they’ll be weak to their brittle knees”

by Jbunni March 10, 2023