knock your cock off

when you piss off some inbred chick and she karate chop your dick and it turns black and falls off.

Hey you dipshit, that angry bitch tried to knock your cock off!

by zombie vagina July 12, 2018

Hard Knock Life

When someone feels entitled to knock hard on your door, they think you are obligated to them in some way. It is a very disrespectful power-move. People who respect you, are scared of you, or owe you something wont knock hard on your door; they will text and say, "I'm here. :)"

"You think I am in danger? No, I am the danger. You think when someone opens their door and gets shot, it'd be me? No, I am the one who knocks" -Breaking Bad

"It's a hard knock life for us" -Orphan Annie & Jay-Z

by JewJuBee July 19, 2018

knocking the bats out of the cave

Having sex with a old woman

Sorry I didn't answer , I was knocking the bats out of the cave.

by T592423 May 31, 2018

Knock the rod

Having sex

They knocked the rod after the game.

Knock the rod means having sex

by FredLikesBread June 7, 2018

Knock him a cracker

Meaning you will put a hole in his dome.

He called me nibba bout to knock him a cracker

by RejectClix November 6, 2019

Knock up November

It’s a different version of no-nut November but you get to have sex every day of November and get as many people pregnant as physically possible.

Yo are you participating in knock up november.
Knock up November is when you get as many people pregnant as possible

by Jason fastcome November 11, 2019

Knocking on Heaven's Door

When a turn is at the pearly gates of your butthole.

"Dude I gotta shit so bad, it's knocking on heaven's door!"

by 😂🤣 November 18, 2019