josh colbourne

Josh colbourne is a national known rapist, he often stole peoples shopping then proceeded to take it home, apply his soviet cap, fetches his brother then they both proceed to shit in they’re hands and slap each other across the face until they can’t see, they then spunk into the shopping while adding pints of vinegar into they’re arseholes and drop kick the local elders

You heard of that “josh colbourne” yes he got dean the other day, he never got his Sainsbury’s hall back

by Very sexy dean August 9, 2019

Bye josh

When a man does not meet your expectations, you use this phrase to dump him.

Omg i went on a date last night and he ordered shepherds pie, bye josh!

by sharonneedlesfan28 August 5, 2020

Tickling Josh

A term used to describe the act of rubbing a clitoris.

Muhammad laid Melanie on his bed, removed her sopping granny panties and proceeded to start Tickling Josh.

by analchainsaw October 8, 2014

josh homan

whore ass who likes seventh graders and wears a ratchet ass scrunchie

oh you’re friends with josh homan? sorry i gtg!

by hehehehehe_sillyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy November 7, 2019

Josh's Dad

A Highly Skilled Van Driver. Also The Owner Of A Fake Ice Cream Truck

Josh's Dad

by BEN BEN BEN July 24, 2015

josh pickus

Def 1.: The Hotest, Sexiest Beast ever to live on the planet. Def 2.: Josh pickus has a M4a1 Carbine which he will use to fend off the zombie rebellion in 2012.

Josh Pickus" You zombies better get back to your zombie planet before i blast you to kingdom come with my M4A1 Carbine* Josh has two girls in his arms*

Zombie" Your right we should have listened to you because of your epic sexy body"

by Josh Pickus lover May 2, 2010

Josh the Bowl

A method of lighting a bowl wherein one completes a full circle with the lighter, eliminating any chances of greens for the next person in the rotation.

The complete opposite of cornering the bowl.

Often accompanied by the breaking of a hotbox.

"It cool if I Josh the bowl dude?"

"Yeah man torch the fuck out of it."

or

"Totally Joshed the bowl dude..."

"My bad dude, I'll pack the next."

by observant smoker619 December 1, 2011