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jesus pod

Apple's 16Gig iPod Touch, one of the most hyped and sought after iPods to date. It is often mistaken for the Jesus Phone.
"Is that the Jesus Phone? No it's the Jesus Pod."
by Kiyotaka October 10, 2007
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jesus ray

When the sun shines through a minute opening in the clouds, bestowing a beautiful light upon a small section of land. Some people believe it to be good luck to find yourself in a Jesus Ray, especially if it is also raining.
YOU: I was having kind of a down day, but then! A Jesus Ray appeared, and made everything better.
by Biggg C October 8, 2016
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Jesus On Fiverr

Jesus is an internet celebrity who you can hire to say any thing you want on the website Fiverr. He will dress ina jesus costume and say your message. Many YouTubers (such as Pewdiepie, and JackSucksAtLife) have hired him.
You should make Jesus On Fiverr say it.
by PickleRickle123 August 31, 2018
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the bearded jesus

When your trabagging your girl and accidentally shart
I was tea bagging my girl the other night and accidentally sharted on her face. She look like the bearded jesus
by Tweeter23 October 5, 2018
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vape jesus

Ex-smoker turned on by blowing big clouds of vapor. The "Vape Jesus" is distinct in style. Commonly seen or referred to as a "hippy". Long hair, big beard, loves skinny jeans and cardigans.
"Mom, that creepy man riding the fixed gear bike blowing clouds is looking at me funny."

"Don't worry son. That's no serial killer or pedophile. It's just Vape Jesus."
by mysterysola November 23, 2016
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jesus tanning

Turning one's forearms over during tanning or extended time in the sunlight, in order to better tan the pale backs of one's forearms. This technique was created to also help prevent sunburn on one's forearms. The performer takes on a pose similar to that of Jesus on the cross.
Observer: "Why are you holding your arms like that?"

Performer: "I'm Jesus tanning! Burnt forearms are the devil's work!"
by Robert Chives July 28, 2014
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Jesus Nuggets

Delectable bites of chicken which can be purchased nationwide at any Chic Fil A location.
Shit! I want Jesus Nuggets but, it's Sunday!
by Isaac123garris May 14, 2016
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