Apple's 16Gig iPod Touch, one of the most hyped and sought after iPods to date. It is often mistaken for the Jesus Phone.
by Kiyotaka October 10, 2007
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by Biggg C October 8, 2016
Get the jesus ray mug.Jesus is an internet celebrity who you can hire to say any thing you want on the website Fiverr. He will dress ina jesus costume and say your message. Many YouTubers (such as Pewdiepie, and JackSucksAtLife) have hired him.
by PickleRickle123 August 31, 2018
Get the Jesus On Fiverr mug.I was tea bagging my girl the other night and accidentally sharted on her face. She look like the bearded jesus
by Tweeter23 October 5, 2018
Get the the bearded jesus mug.Ex-smoker turned on by blowing big clouds of vapor. The "Vape Jesus" is distinct in style. Commonly seen or referred to as a "hippy". Long hair, big beard, loves skinny jeans and cardigans.
"Mom, that creepy man riding the fixed gear bike blowing clouds is looking at me funny."
"Don't worry son. That's no serial killer or pedophile. It's just Vape Jesus."
"Don't worry son. That's no serial killer or pedophile. It's just Vape Jesus."
by mysterysola November 23, 2016
Get the vape jesus mug.Turning one's forearms over during tanning or extended time in the sunlight, in order to better tan the pale backs of one's forearms. This technique was created to also help prevent sunburn on one's forearms. The performer takes on a pose similar to that of Jesus on the cross.
Observer: "Why are you holding your arms like that?"
Performer: "I'm Jesus tanning! Burnt forearms are the devil's work!"
Performer: "I'm Jesus tanning! Burnt forearms are the devil's work!"
by Robert Chives July 28, 2014
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