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Alabama Jeff

A cool kid; someone who owns a fidget spinner and spins the shit out of it whilst playing Minecraft on Windows 98, all while making a video on cool spinner tricks.
OH SHIT! DURV IS AN ALABAMA JEFF!!!!
by underscoretwitter May 27, 2017
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Jeff

A parasite. Generally a person who contributes very little to their friends expecting great amounts of contribution in return. An example would be a person talking shit behind everyone’s back then wondering why they stop giving him rides everywhere and paying for his food.
Jeff called me a fake friend after I had to cancel on him once.
by arandomasshatonline May 21, 2022
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jeff

someone who doesn’t wear their flannel shirt on flannel-friday; average
You didn’t wear your flannel today? What a jeff...
by my taint is clean January 4, 2020
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Jeff’s don’t fight

When 2 Jeff’s are friends they don’t fight
The closest person next to you is Jeff, Jeff’s don’t fight each other it’s in the law book
by Topic_dumb March 25, 2019
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Jeff appreciation day

May 25th is Jeff Appreciation Day! Everyone should thank a person named Jeff and compliment them. Be happy for all of the Jeff’s in your life!
Hey did u hear it’s Jeff Appreciation Day
Ya I did we should post a picture of his cock
by ilovefortnite69 May 25, 2021
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Jeff

An abusive father who hates his wife and his son. Cheats on his wife and takes money from his “family
Wow man your a major Jeff!
by Micooler November 13, 2019
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Asian jeff

by Asian Jeff100 February 21, 2024
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