Beware. Once you have met Jeff, you cannot go back. Looking at Jeff in the eyes is like challenging a bull. In fact, Jeff is like a matador that dances with the bull - he is fearless and dances with wonderful prowess. He's skilled in the black arts of video games with the likes of Call of Duty in his arsenal. You shall not defeat his vast collection of sweater vests, sweaters and golf hats. His knowledge of random trivia is unparalleled. Wise he is in the ways of Star Wars; his spirit animal is baby Yoda. If you need wise quotes from legendary movies, he will utter them with a voice like Gandalf the Grey and you will be shook. Jeff often goes by the alter ego name of "Jefe". He assumes this name when great dignity while eating tamales. To know Jeff is to be enriched, full of laughter and have a great time.
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A planty life app experience so extensive that it caused a pop culture ripple. #Sherryborarules #jeffexitstageleft.
She is an inspiration to all plant folks everywhere all hail sherry!
She is an inspiration to all plant folks everywhere all hail sherry!
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he loves to party and is accepting and open to any opportunity
there is absolutely nothing wrong with him by any standard whatsoever
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"I have to go to church to read about Jesus tomorrow."
"Sorry, I don't know Jesus, I only know Jeff."
"Sorry, I don't know Jesus, I only know Jeff."
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A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found:A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found doing the following activities on social media or in social circles:
1. Burning money on doomed business models (MLMs, scammy apps, “Uber for pencils”).
2. Flexing a fake influencer lifestyle (rented cars, borrowed cash, grindset quotes).
3. Preaching about “changing the world” while contributing nothing but buzzwords.
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A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found:A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found doing the following activities on social media or in social circles:
1. Burning money on doomed business models (MLMs, scammy apps, “Uber for pencils”).
2. Flexing a fake influencer lifestyle (rented cars, borrowed cash, grindset quotes).
3. Preaching about “changing the world” while contributing nothing but buzzwords.
"Bro I have an idea that could change the world. It's revolutionary. You do the coding I take care of the business side of things."
"Whatever you say, Jeff Bozos."
My friend rented a Lamborghini for a day and filmed 30 reels about passive income while making minimm wage. Peak Jeff Bozos energy.
"Whatever you say, Jeff Bozos."
My friend rented a Lamborghini for a day and filmed 30 reels about passive income while making minimm wage. Peak Jeff Bozos energy.
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