the jackers

n. A gang for people who like to jack off. Term was coined by Adam Corolla on Loveline sometime around 2000-01.

Adam: If you join the jackers you get jackets.
Dr. Drew: The jacker jackets?

by MC Derf &Gjelstiznles October 31, 2006

Chair-jacked

To get out of your chair and walk away to do something and come back and someone is in/has taken your chair.

Dude, what the heck I walked away to go get a drink of water and you chair-jacked me.

by Nate Kampe January 23, 2009

meeting-jacked

When a meeting is taking place and an uninvited person (as they are walking by) interrupts the meeting with their own agenda. Meeting-jackings are a tragic consequence of the Open Door Policy

I was meeting with Cindy in my office about our computer policy and Bob meeting-jacked us to talk about new uniforms.

by noner June 17, 2009

Slot-jacked

When you reserved a conference room slot and the person with the time slot before you eats into your time, while looking at you waiting through the window.

Tim slot-jacked the big conference room because he had the president on a conference call and couldn't get him to hang up.

by #1 peon June 28, 2010

Dip Jacked

The act of quickly steeling a scoop of chip dip from somebody; usually at parties or when watching T.V. while under the infuence of Marijuana.
Dip Jacking usually only happens when using a small bowl, as only one person can usually dip at a time.

Person X: "Hey I was going for the dip!"

Person Y: "Dip jacked bitch"

by jbowes December 20, 2010

cracker jacked

when a black persons car gets jacked by a white person

hey DeAndre did you see Terrel get cracker jacked

by gfeuighfjkesh October 14, 2011

Cat Jacked

When somone else is slipping the D to your girl.

I’m pretty sure I’m getting cat jacked.

Rachel is a whore. I knew I was getting cat jacked.

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018