Joe the Show

One whose wild claims of supreme ability cannot be disproved.

Joe the Show, "When I was seventeen I balanced four eggs on top of each other."

by Scott Hughes January 9, 2009

joe thomas

A person who likes other people's moms

My mom is hoping there will be lots of Joe Thomas's at the concert. She's hoping to get some.

by Urban Jeans June 17, 2015

Joe Allen'd

This is the act in which a person is decimate in the midfield of a football pitch. When one gets Joe Allen'd they have been destroyed as a human and become lifeless.

Lads did you see Pogba get Joe Allen'd last night?

by Luke Gibson November 29, 2016

Hashimo Joe

The action of interesting your cock into joes butthole

Hey Evan wanna do Hashimo joe

by Deando July 30, 2019

Grandpa Joe

Fecal excrement that’s resonated in a toilet apparatus for an extended period of time, causing a foul odour.

“Grandpa joe pretended to be sick for 20 years and became healthy out of now where. He’s a huge fucking piece of shit!”

“Bro did you forget to flush last night? I smell a Grandpa joe!

by Tristan412 May 17, 2019

joe walker

actor who works with team starkid. he’s played voldemort, dick, dolores umbridge, commander up, batman, tom riddle, achmed (yes i remember him), tarkin, ducker, and the deadliest man alive. he also looks really fucking good in short shorts

starkid fan: hey did you see a very potter musical? voldemort was the best character

normal person: no- who played voldemort
starkid fan: WHO PLAYED VOLDEMORT??? OUR EGGHEAD WIZARD JOE WALKER
normal person: wh- ok

by craphole dikrats May 15, 2020

joe rivers

Black man who knows how to play football. Has a hot ass girl. He is a great guy. Funny as hell. Loves to play guitar. He has an obsession with tenacious d.

Joe rivers is a bad ass footballer.

by Burger King manv2 October 26, 2020