Hacking the cabbage

A really perverted way of saying i am/was masterbating to your friends.

"Hey Buddy Whats up?"

"Oh, not much, just hacking the cabbage!"

.......

by Roryson May 07, 2010

cabbage patching

a term used when a pedophile is going to go pick out a random child to rape

That creep at the playground is cabbage patching our kids. Someone call the police.

by The Lady Rowan July 30, 2016

Cabbage Patching

Taking a kief dusted nugget of marijuana and inserting it into your rectum, to experience euphoric pleasure and an unparalleled high.

Cabbage Patching that nugget got me feeling so euphoric!

by Mmmmmmmm1000 March 08, 2023

Cabbage Puff

When you let one while running through storage & bring the aroma into the unit.

I ran so fast and did a cabbage puff.

by HypeChic420 February 17, 2022

Nose cabbage

Arm pit odor

Man! Why does everyone that shops at Walmart smell like nose cabbage? Take a shower, you nasty bastards!

by Vanessa28613 July 20, 2015

Cabbage stew

When you fart and pee in your bath water

I made a cabbage stew in the tub

by Jessica Starr January 02, 2020

Cabbage Sack

Stinky, lumpy semen

I reluctantly choked down his cabbage sack. Props to Clayton

by E-cubed March 20, 2020