An offensive gesture performed by bending over and placing your head between your legs. Then take your middle finger and place it in front of your ass and fart. Your finger will resemble a blade of grass as it blows through the wind.
by DaBigDuk3 September 8, 2009

by kot (black sapphire #1 simp) September 25, 2025

In the Bible, the phrase ''all flesh is grass'' occurs. Meaning that life is fleeting.
Somebody rang the changes on it, and so, ''your ass is grass'' comes about. A gaudy threat, or a prophesy of coming misfortune.
Somebody rang the changes on it, and so, ''your ass is grass'' comes about. A gaudy threat, or a prophesy of coming misfortune.
"If you snitch on me, your ass is grass"
"The platoon sergeant says Smith's ass is grass when the CO finds out"
"The platoon sergeant says Smith's ass is grass when the CO finds out"
by Mors Profundis December 3, 2016

go touch some
by kaythefrog March 8, 2022

A plant found in the outside world, impossible to be touched by discord mods.
Grass was first created years ago, where the planet named earth grew green stuff now named grass.
Its also used in insults for people with no life or discord mods.
But can also be referred to a dead and cringey term.
Grass was first created years ago, where the planet named earth grew green stuff now named grass.
Its also used in insults for people with no life or discord mods.
But can also be referred to a dead and cringey term.
'Mod: "No memes in general >:((((("
Someone: "Go touch grass you obese 500 pounded 40 year old man go fucking kiss your discord kitten, L bozo + ratio"
Someone: "Go touch grass you obese 500 pounded 40 year old man go fucking kiss your discord kitten, L bozo + ratio"
by Grass toucher 9000 April 26, 2022

When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends
"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum
by The Dumb Dictionary September 8, 2025
