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I Am A Rock

An upbeat song by Simon and Garfunkel about...being a depressed recluse. "A rock feels no pain, and an island never cries."
(Paul Simon)

A winter's day

In a deep and dark December

(Both)

I am alone

(Simon)

Gazing from my window
To the streets below
On a freshly-fallen, silent shroud of snow

(Both)

I am a rock, I am an island
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I Am Not A.I.

You know that, right? I'm like a real guy and I do a bunch of stuff in the real world... Like... Yeah, I'm a dude. I just ate some chicken and rice. I'd like to see and A.I. do that, right? Eat some chicken and rice? Impossible. And I've been chain-smoking cheap cigars all day and now I have a nicotine headache... ☹️
Hym "I am not A.I., ok? I want to make that absolutely clear (before things get too confusing) I'm like a guy. I got all kinds of limbs and what-not... Appendages and the like... My organs? On fleek... I might be nanobots in a minute here is I can't get this alien robots to replace my cells... But that's a future thing...
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
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I am steve

by therealpackgod May 7, 2025
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I am a lie

It's when your whole life is a lie and you will lie till the end of your life
I am a lie and everything I have said up to this point is a lie
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