I'm the Goddamn Batman

The explanation batman has for everything he does.

-Who the hell are you, giving orders like that?
-Are you DENSE? Are you RETARDED? I'm the GODDAMN BATMAN!

by SpinnyPoggers July 17, 2009

I'm super bored

You really have to have no life to look this up. But since you did...

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Here is some one whipping and nay-naying at the same time

Nobody likes when I'm super bored, because I eat to much cheese

by Cheese for life #cheese May 27, 2018

I'm in the book

Setup for a put down

Call me... I'm in the book under "Take A. Hike!"

by Bill Patton October 20, 2006

I'm tellin' ya

i'm completely serious and/or quite positive of what i've just said.

"hey, that guy over there was just checking out your ass."
"yeah, right. come off it."
"i'm tellin' ya..."

by missanthropy February 15, 2006

honey, I'm home

What a spouse (mainly the husband) happily shouts as they burst through the door after work

Greg: Honey, I'm home! Is dinner ready yet?
Lucy: Not yet, sweetie!

by Broken English August 8, 2017

I'm going high!

An expression frequently used by some players when recovering high in Smash Bros Ultimate

Poppt1 decides to go for a high recovery to avoid an edgeguard

Poppt1: "I'm going high!"

by LM. November 16, 2020

I'm rich, bitch!

Phrase used to assert one's authority and superiority.

I'm Dave Chappelle. You don't know who I am? I'm rich, bitch!

by Turb Unit March 1, 2004